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Joined July 2017
The time has come. We've had a good run but I can't take it anymore. This is no longer my bit. I will block anyone for any reason no matter how small I don't care. There's no need to subject myself to this anymore I have nothing to prove. It's time to take out the trash.
I will never delete a tweet. I will never block anyone. My dms are open. I am rawdogging this damn app so hard. It's going to kill me.
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If you're not gonna play pass the controller bro
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You look like you pick out only the m&ms from the trail mix
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Wearing a medium shirt just to pretend I'm big
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I think everyone is being a little too woke about this
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Everyone is 12 now
I’m not a art expert but how did Mona Lisa got more fame than these
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Mona Lisa didn't have enough hype moments and aura
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Am I stupid or is that supposed to be a trick question
Being a teacher is hard for a lot of reasons but the fact that this is the average parent doesn’t help
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watching the boonta eve classic and every ad break is just credit gambling ad credit gambling ad naked twi’lek telling me to watch Huttball “Mon mothma is promoting interspecies mating on coruscant” political ad credit gambling credit gambling
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This is so beautiful
Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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I will block a long time mutual for using an AI reaction image don't test me
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Dear god we're getting "can cats be vegan" discourse again
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This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I've started just straight up barreling through people.
Is it just me or anyone else noticed social and spatial awareness completely vanishing? People freezing in doorways, hogging the entire sidewalk, planted in front of exits, blocking whole aisles, stopping at the top of escalators… Get out of the way. Other people exist here too.
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Employed people don't think like this. Like I'm hanging out with a 71 year old man all day
yall be 28-32 finding "community" with 22 year olds🫩 oh yea im sure
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Gained almost 35lbs this year 💪#getfatter
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Can you tell just by looking at me that I exclusively date bisexual women?
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It has found a home on my water bottle
I was offered a sample of beer and was like eh but then the lady told me I could get a cool sticker if I bought a 6 pack
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I was offered a sample of beer and was like eh but then the lady told me I could get a cool sticker if I bought a 6 pack
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The sample wasn't iron city btw i know very much what that tastes like
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I think the stereotype of the US having unhealthier food then the rest of the world has has gone way too far
why do they act like america is a different planet or something
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Because what is she even talking about
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I think it's probably true to a certain extent but has been blown way out of proportion. We're all eating mostly the same junk.
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