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Joined May 2012
Photo by Krista Newey (@KristaNewey)
u know your life is going good when the highlight of your day was seeing a nassty ass opposum on the streets of the distillery district
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"if i had a steady income, everything would be really chill." -@marypatsiatzis
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[me bird spotting] Fucken hell there's another one
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[inventing dogs] God: ur mans best friend Dog: pretty sexist God: no, man as in every-fuck it u can't talk Dog: ... God: & chocolate kills u
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so, now that you've graduated, what's next? me: goal is to be vine famous or become a meme
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"i'd rather jump into a vat of acid than try this on"- shit joe fresh customers say
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I'd like to try something that doesn't have anything to do w school #rdy2livelife2016
i wish i knew, what the fuck to do- a poem written by me for me
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I don't get when people post instagrams in honour of their parents bday but their parents don't even have Instagram. What's the point? – at Orangeville, Ontario
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me: *folding piles of clothes at joe fresh because i work there* customer: hi, do you work here? me: fail.brm.sk/disappoint/mega-…
for real though, i don't want to be a taxpayer
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"don't burn bridges. let me ask you something. can you walk on water? don't burn no bridges." @djkhaled #key
too lazy to decorate my mansion on the sims #prahlumz
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Hello from the other side
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u know there's nothing on the tv when you're watching just for laughs:gags
🎼🎼🎼 YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY NEW SONG ABOUT TO DROP #FACTS 🔥🔥🔥
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when u bout to walk through kerr hall by urself on a weekend but then ryerson security incident emails flash thru your mind @irenaponizova
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