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H-Town Vicious | Opinions Expressed Here are Mine and Also Yours | Retweets are Constitutional Mandates | He/Him

Houston, Texas
Joined March 2009
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Can’t wait to show my republican colleagues the same courtesy they showed us during the 89th legislature. Rules are rules and it’s no fun when the rabbit has the gun. #BecauseWeCan
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I better see some pronouns in that bio soon bitch
Tonight wasn’t the night our campaign had hoped for. To everyone who stood alongside us, gave your time, and believed in what we set out to accomplish, thank you. I will never forget your dedication, your friendship, and, above all, your love for the great state of Texas. As Thomas Jefferson once wrote, “I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.” My dreams for Texas and America remain undiminished, as does my faith in the indomitable spirit of the people of the Lone Star State. I’m not going anywhere — because we have work to do. Onward.
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Me and my homies watching returns
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You’re going to see a lot of of this. It’s a lot more soothing for these guys to think this than to think that they might need to appeal to swing voters in Texas
A friendly election-day word to the Bush/Rove/Cornyn RINO Republicans who’ve refuse to support Paxton, French, et al., and perhaps even plan to vote for James Talarico: You will never have a seat at the political table in Texas again. If Ken Paxton wins, your sandbagging won’t be forgotten. The party will shift right, putting the desires of normal native Texans over your globalist corporate agenda, over your cheap Mexican illegal and Indian H1-B workforces and California liberal-locust transplants. Your “natural conservative” demographics that somehow always vote D 3-to-1 will migrate elsewhere. You will not be invited to share governance in this conservative, Texan-first renaissance. If Talarico and Hinojosa win, that sandbagging will be considered treason. The red-green socialist-Islamic alliance will thank you for delivering victory, then cause you to suffer the consequences of far-left policy just like the rest of us. The Democrats will not welcome you; the remnants of the Republican party will despise you. You could’ve abided by the “party unity” you’ve demanded for two decades, as we’ve held our noses and voted for John Cornyn, the most useless US Senator in Texas history. You did not. Now it’s too late. There will be no Cornyn/Bush RINO resurgence either way. Instead of tolerating a morally flawed, politically conservative Paxton for six years, then running a more virtuous candidate in 2032, you will be forever in the wilderness. We asked you to play ball. You went home in a tantrum instead. Now you don’t get to play the game anymore, ever. Sorry.
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The Republican mayor of Fort Worth - GOP nominee Bo French's home base - endorses Houston Democrat Jon Rosenthal for Texas Railroad Commissioner #txlege
"Jon Rosenthal is the right choice for Texas Railroad Commissioner. Jon has the experience, proven leadership, and focus on what matters most to our state - smart regulation and policy in partnership with Texans and industry leaders. The Texas Railroad Commission is not a place for culture wars and bigotry - it’s the foundation of the Texas economy, and we cannot afford to hand it to the wrong leader. Vote for Jon Rosenthal." - @MayorMattie, Mayor of Fort Worth
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Here are Rodney Ellis, Lesley Briones, and Adrian Garcia standing in front of the $181M in $100 bills on the pallets, arms crossed.
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The level of dishonestly these hacks are capable of is breathtaking. He posts the letter where you can read for yourself that Buckingham does not say what he alleges
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It’s not just Democratic counties saying the same thing. Every county is dealing with the same pressures because of @GregAbbott_TX’s transformative policies.
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Thanks for sharing, Holly! Come join, everyone
In: email invitation from Harris County Attorney's office for 'Families with Pride' event sponsored by appointed County Attorney Abbie Kamin and Commissioners Adrian Garcia and Lesley Briones.
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And there he is Y'all can go back to freaking out about something else now
Right now, backstage at @aclfestival - @jamestalarico proof of life. Charli’s special guest?
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Post-Game Reporter asked Colin about his celebration: “All week Tennessee Fans were making fun of our Indian students saying they were trash and would defecate everywhere. I took that personally so I gave them what they asked for and pissed in their faces. That’s how I roll.”
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Allow me to offer my warmest “suck it loser” to every racist Tennessee fan as well as their hero @bofrench #hookem
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My feed is full of gleeful AI posts from racist Tennessee fans against UT and the reason is Bo French. Vote @Jon_RosenthalTX #hookem
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I often think this when I’m in Dallas
Trump in Texas: "I didn't need to be here tonight. I could've been in a nice place somewhere in the world."
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An @abc13houston reporter based a report on Bill King comments today and the whole thing needs to be retracted. Houston media, you need to think critically about anything coming out of that man’s mouth. He does not know what he is talking about
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Yet again #ICE misses an opportunity to make us more safe. They arrest the person reporting a possible crime rather than actually helping local police investigate where the shooting was taking place. 🤦🏻‍♂️ houstonchronicle.com/news/ho…
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This is obviously false because I do not believe anyone can experience sexual feelings about Scott Pressler
🚨 BREAKING A MASSIVE scandal has hit the Texas Senate race; A reliable source confirms alleged affair between Texas AG Ken Paxton and influencer Scott Presler; If you watch this video, you will notice heavy sexual tension between the two.
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As a Democrat, I don’t really understand this strategy by Republicans of saying about Texas races “That’s impossible! Dogs can’t play basketball!”
Uh, no. Texas is not going blue.
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