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Mark uses business analysis skills and visual design talent to create experiences that attract, engage, and retain customers.

Dallas, Texas
Joined December 2006
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Vamos falar sobre a batida do Bottas: Realmente, uma batida bem preocupante, mas o homem é PILOTO! Quando ele percebe que vai bater, ele trava os pneus traseiros, vira o volante e controla o carro com MAESTRIA pra ele não bater de frente Piloto do dia.
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America deserves election results on election night.
If you go to bed on election night and don't know who won a midterm congressional race, that's normal. And if you wake up the next morning and find that a candidate who was behind hours earlier has since pulled ahead, that's normal, too. (via @PolitiFact) to.pbs.org/4zqnWBa
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FSD has been amazing, and it gets even better with every update. If you haven’t try it lately, use this code for a free month. tesla.com/get-app/referral?c…
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Instead of getting a little sticker after you voted, you should get a QR code that you could somehow enter into your TV and it would no longer display political ads.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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If you played Descent over LAN in the 90s, we probably would have been friends
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The 2026 Texas Longhorns are undefeated against ranked Power 4 teams and winless against unranked Power 4 teams.
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Replying to @Cadillac_F1
@Cadillac_F1 #F1 not at the track
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Replying to @Porsche
But were you inverted?
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I knew a guy who worked for Texas Instruments back in the day. He told me that after they created the first electronic hand calculator, they got a call from Bell Telephone. The folks from Bell were really worried. You see, when they created the first push-button phone, they did extensive tests and analyses to determine the EXACT BEST PATTERN for the number buttons. They wanted the pattern that would be the easiest for people to tap in the dark or via muscle memory. But when they saw that Texas Instruments' calculator had the exact opposite layout, Bell realized they must have blundered. "So," they asked. "What did your tests show?" The guys at Texas Instruments just gaped stupidly and said, "Tests?"
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Ok Longhorn nation and Sooner nation, let’s settle this. What outcome is happening on Saturday? #TEXvsOU #RedRiverRivalry
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Distance from Texas, measured in Texases
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This game can never be played anywhere, especially Jerry World. Put it into law.
Steve Sarkisian was asked if he liked the idea of Texas-OU remaining a neutral site game: "I think it is awesome. It is the unique setting in college football. It is the most special setting in college football." @ontexasfootball
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I'm sure many of you are familiar with the famous Tweet below. That Tweet serves to explain why Pete Hegseth is so despised by so many. Under Obama and Biden, we were perilously close to our nation's military turning into an armed force whose primary purpose was to promote and advance the racist, sexist, xenophobic, bigoted policies of DEI. DEI is just another form of Communism. It's a policy designed to fracture society along Frankfurt School lines of hate so that the Communists (a/k/a "Democrats") can achieve and maintain power. Transforming America's most respected institution into yet another purveyor of race hatred was their ultimate goal--it would have resulted in total victory for their side. We were THAT close to losing it all. Then Trump got elected, appointed the right man to serve as Secretary of War, and ever since Hegseth has been taking a wrecking ball to their DEI fever dream. Hegseth is the most important and consequential SecDef/War in any of our lifetimes. I just explained why the insane hatred for Hegseth is so disturbingly deep and profound. All I can say is this: God bless Pete Hegseth and the way he has saved our nation's military.
1. Target a respected institution 2. Kill & clean it 3. Wear it as a skin suit, while demanding respect
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Aggie jokes write themselves
Wait... They're really making it 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙀𝙍 for Reed to find the endzone? 😬
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A supermarket in Japan that had been operating for 75 years finally shut down. The owners gave their loyal customers an emotional farewell in this touching way.
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No belief system on earth treats the deliberate killing of 150 infidel passengers, men, women, and children, by crashing their plane as a virtue except Islam.
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: "This morning, there was a serious security incident on a flight from Dubai to Israel. Almost all the passengers on the flight were Israelis. During the flight, as they approached the country, one of the pilots stabbed the second pilot, and apparently tried to crash the plane with everyone on board. I spoke with one of the Israeli passengers. He told me that the plane went into a spin and began to dive. He told me that, somehow or other, he managed to break into the cockpit with one of the crew members, and that together they neutralized the stabbing pilot while he was trying to sabotage the plane's systems. Another flight crew on board entered the cockpit and managed to stabilize the plane. I salute these heroes, who displayed exceptional resourcefulness and courage. They saved many lives. They prevented a huge disaster. The plane landed safely at Tabuk Airport in Saudi Arabia. All passengers are out of danger. The stabbing pilot was arrested and is currently being interrogated by the Saudi authorities. We are maintaining constant communication with the relevant authorities to ensure the ongoing well-being of the passengers and their safe return home. I have instructed the security services to prepare for additional potential threats. We are holding ongoing situation assessments, and we will update you as the situation develops."
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No lie...I would trade a Longhorns championship for another 50 years of Cowboys misery Not even multiple. Literally just one
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Truth
Electric lawn equipment is a gateway drug to electric cars.
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Okay this one was funny
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