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Kate Decides to Get Into the World Cup This Year and Hopes Real Madrid Wins
The FIFA World Cup is about to kick off in the United States. Kate's friends talk about it constantly, and she'd really like to be able to join the conversation about this major sporting event. So this year, she has decided to learn more about the tournament and hopes that Real Madrid wins.
Kate says she generally has a stronger interest in other sports, such as hockey. According to her, "everything happens a lot faster" and "people don't spend nearly as much time whining about the referee."
"But the World Cup is actually kind of a big deal, surprisingly," she says while enthusiastically Googling the rules of soccer. "I know a few teams now, and I have a much better idea of what's actually going on. In the past, I would just cheer whenever my friends cheered... I had no clue."
This year, she wants things to be different. In a remarkably short amount of time, she has become a huge Real Madrid fan, mainly because she finds Kylian Mbappé extremely attractive and happened to watch the team on television once.
"They're so good! I just really want them to win, you know?"
Kate has not yet realized that Real Madrid is not actually participating in the World Cup, and she is also having some difficulty figuring out exactly when they are supposed to play in the tournament.
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Shаmе on the IOC.
This is important. Please share.
МОК забороняє використання мого шолома на офіційних тренуваннях та змаганнях 💔
Рішення, яке просто розбиває серце. Відчуття, що МОК зраджує тих спортсменів, які були частиною Олімпійського руху, не даючи можливості вшанувати їх на спортивній арені, куди ці спортсмени більше ніколи не зможуть вийти.
Попри прецеденти в сучасності та в минулому, коли МОК допускав подібні вшанування, цього разу для України вирішили встановити особливі правила.
Ми готуємо офіційний запит до МОК і будемо боротися за право змагатися саме в цьому шоломі.
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The IOC has banned the use of my helmet at official training sessions and competitions 💔
A decision that simply breaks my heart. The feeling that the IOC is betraying those athletes who were part of the Olympic movement, not allowing them to be honored on the sports arena where these athletes will never be able to step again.
Despite precedents in modern times and in the past when the IOC allowed such tributes, this time they decided to set special rules just for Ukraine.
We are preparing an official request to the IOC and will fight for the right to compete in this exact helmet.
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Megyn Kelly says Bad Bunny performing his Super Bowl halftime show in Spanish was "a middle finger to the rest of America".
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🚫 When the Truth Is Banned
The International Olympic Committee has banned Ukrainian skeleton athlete Vladyslav Heraskevych from using his “special” helmet at the 2026 Olympics. The helmet depicts Ukrainian athletes who were killed by Russia — a country that, by the way, is allowed to participate in the Olympic Games.
#Olympics2026 #Olympics
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Ukrainian athlete Vladyslav Heraskevych planned to wear a helmet with photos of Ukrainian athletes killed by Russia during the 2026 Olympics.
He was forbidden for doing so by the International Olympics Committee and said this decision "breaks his heart."
Earlier, an Italian athlete was allowed to wear a helmet with a Russian flag on it. (He explained he wears the flags of all countries where he took part in the Olympics)
Sports is never beyond politics. These fallen Ukrainian athletes are victims of brutal Russian aggression.
📹: heraskevychvladyslav/Instagram