@Kothitman

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 ground zero!
Joined December 2024
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Me searching the unknown number that is calling me on true caller badala ya kupick the call
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@KotsheriffOct 18
Erectile overfunction. 馃槶馃槶
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@KotsheriffOct 18
Friends of Nottingham Forest since MauMau era.
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@KotsheriffOct 18
Sai kuna msee anasomea D KCSE. Adi ameokoka. Jioni wengine wakienda kulala, yeye anabaki akisoma. Amecut-off mbogi isimpoteze. Ako na past papers zote toka 1998, hadi ako na timetable. Amehamia front row ndivyo askize poa. Ata haendi lunch ndo asome. Life's so unfair.
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@KotsheriffOct 17
Nikiwa high school, nilikuwa nakaa karibu na dirisha facing the kitchen. Kuna hii siku cook alieka chumvi kwa sufuria ya beans. Later on, mwengine akakuja ati anataka kuweka chumvi tena kwa the same sufuria. Nilisahau nilikuwa class nikashout 鈥渋mewekwa usiongeze!",..
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@KotsheriffOct 17
I鈥檒l never forget siku nilikuwa baptised. What an experience! Pastor alinisubmerge beneath the holy water ni kama anataka kunipeleka sayuni and when I arose.. I came out the same. Nothing had changed. All theatrics. Waste of time. Would not recommend. 0/10
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@KotsheriffOct 17
Nimelipa rent last week. Next week ni end month. Yaani hata sijaenjoy pesa yangu.
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Tomorrow, Ruto will be in Nandi to deceive them with Kalenjin rhetoric, claiming to be a 'son of the soil,' while the governor has depleted county resources with zero development to show for it.
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@KotsheriffOct 16
'Ebu confirm Kama bado unapelekwa sato out ama utakuja kwangu tupike chapo, tuwake Alafu tulewe tukulane'. Send to your girlfriend.
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Acha nijitume ndio nisiambiwe " there was no gold to dig to begin with"
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@KotsheriffOct 16
"Uko aje" mpaka lini Njerii, Niambie kama tunakulana ama hatukulani
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Leo ni Friday. Crushie finally alikubali maneno yangu, naenda kupewa lower kabete. Mjitume, siri ni numbers. Tuma 'hi' kwa ile good morning ya leo.
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If I had two options, going to Afghanistan or trying to understand a woman, man, give me an RPG gun! You could just be sleeping at 5 a.m. in the morning, deep asleep, then she gives you a hot slap. You wake up confused and see her looking you dead in the eyes, and she tells you to explain why Equity Bank is reminding you to pay their loan,and bytha banks wawache kutuma messages usiku wa manane. She insists ulipeleka malaya yako sherehe, na ujue hiyo pesa uliekea caretaker asifunge nyumba. Hawa watu na Ruto hakuna tofauti.
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Sai nimeshindwa nibaki Nairobi njaa inimalize ama niende resop mental health inimalize. Decisions... decisions!
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Watu are really grateful huku nje. There's this guy I connected him with a corporate job kwa serikali sai ako kwa permanent payslip. End month he send me half of his salary ati kunywa chai, hiyo ni ya kukushukuru.
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Wakisii wakiskia kuna competition ya kuongea 5 hrs bila kunyamaza na mwenye atashinda atapewa 2 more hrs aongee
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Most High anasema solution to all problems ni kufika locals. Masaa isonge haraka, mamae!
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Hizi streets unaweza pata ni wewe tu unateseka. Vijana hawaendi kazi, anatokea tao, anapick food, apitie wines, alafu anarudi analock mlango. Utamuona baadaye saa tisa akileta baddies wawili kwa hao. Same cycle daily, na saa hiyo hata wewe za kumanga huna.
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@KotsheriffOct 16
Nimeexperience hii first hand. Kuna bois alikuwa employed 8 months ago sai Ati hawezi ingia kibandaski. Anasema ni ya walevi na vijana wa mjengo na comrades. Watu wanafaa kujaribu kuishi simple life.
Nyaga_9锔忊儯@Nyaga_9Oct 16
Shida kubwa na watu wa 9-5 wengi ni they are fast to upgrade their life when salaries increase. Ni rahisi kupata milionea ushago akikula lunch hoteli tu ya area yake, lakini ni ngumu sana upate mtu analipwa 90k plus per month akiishi 1 bedroom ya 10-15k. They'll go for 30k + rent
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@KotsheriffOct 16
If you think you can speak flluent english, Wait until you meet a mzungu. Kule Karen nilipatana na white kidosho, She was talking so fast not like in the way they talk in movies buana, Wueh! Kizungu yote nilikua nimepanga kwa kichwa ikasambaratika, najaribu kuskuma kizungu inatoka kwa akili fsuri lakini ikifika kwa mdomo inatoka ikiwa kitu ingine, I came to realization that the english in my head is not proportional to the english in my mouth and that was the closest karibu niende Yuwes.
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BARAKA
@sir_chriszOct 16
Makosa nlifanyaga Ni kudate huyo msichana to marry her, so my mind was fixated kuwa Ni yeye for the long run, during my graduation I introduced her , I have spent alot on her that's why I was attached, hiyo kuachwa bado inauma. Gents do less for these women.
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