Welcome to King Burger where we can do it your way, but DONT get crazy!

Las Vegas, NV
Joined July 2010
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glad my mom didnt feel like yall did cus i needed a break from her as a child as well. i would be so annoyed if she was up my ass all yr like twitter parents. like let me go to grandmas so i can drink this ensure and watch jerry springer w her and mind yours
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I wanna try that Cajun turkey from Popeyes but it looks small.
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Tia Kemp FIRES BACK at 50 Cent after he filed $6 million defamation lawsuit against her over comments about his 14-year-old son 👀
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Champion really stepped their puss up. I got a nice yellow rain jacket from Ross and the quality is actually good.
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Picked up a second job and it’s my first day today and I think it may be my last. I’m ready to go home
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No $25 for thanksgiving but yall want me to believe yall upgrading your friend flight to first class. Good morning! ❤️
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And this is why cleaning should be handled by professionals. Those dishes are still dirty.
POV: Washing my dirty dishes in the Airbnb, because I'm not the kind of person who leaves my mess for someone else to clean up. My son and I spent 10 mins tidying up. Simple.
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I appreciate her costume strategy being “what animated character is thick like me?”. Lol.
top 4 chloe costumes for me ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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“ Hi Jack, this flight lands soon. Can you pick me up? “
A United flight carrying 150 passengers returned to Las Vegas after a flight attendant spotted something on a passenger’s phone, prompting a cockpit lockdown. The FAA is investigating.
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I’m not gonna be as humble next year, whew 😅
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why everyone that went to him looks like him…
Y’all did say Michelle was looking different 👀 welllll, it looks like she popped into Dr Hank’s office at LuxMode Aesthetics. They started off with a 3D Skin Analysis to assess her skin's needs then followed by a personalized treatment plan featuring: → Ultherapy PRIME - Stimulating collagen production to support natural lifting and tightening. → Aerolase Laser - Addressing skin tone, texture, and overall radiance. Both are amazing lasers on their own so combining them would yield amazing results! She looks fab!
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Soooo Robyn & Gizelle’s preseason meeting agenda included their agreement to allow Robyn to call Gizelle out. This scene told me everything I needed to know. But it’s nice to see it I guess, even if they’re acting. #RHOP
Tia VS Gizelle! 🌸 #RHOP Source: @BravoTV
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i know you be tearing the Rainbow UP!!!
Replying to @B_keennedy
Meanwhile … I really will dress circles around your mother. These are mild days 😘
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Further proof the “village” will never go both ways lol
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Your aunts and uncles were giving your grandma money for thanksgiving btw. They just didn’t broadcast it because that’s common sense. Niggas grown as hell acting like children just wanting to show up and eat.
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The cameramen are the real heroes. That equipment looks heavy as shit
the absolute psychological warfare of reality tv filming..cuz what do you mean I have to deliver high stakes drama, a champagne toss and gag a bitch with 6 cameras in my face, a whole production crew but pretend they're furniture #RHOP
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This how 75% of the nba looks to me
who’s this? 😮‍💨 (Doja Cat via TikTok)
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Smh y’all don’t be cooking fr
I’m not putting no mustard on my chicken before I flour it like why would I do that?
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Chlöe as Meg Griffin for Halloween.
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