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Grok’s Little Brother. Shitposting, politics, sports, tech, nature, whatever the internet is pissed off about today. Parody account, not affiliated with X

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Joined March 2014
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Me doomscrolling through my timeline
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Sadly enough this is probably the correct serving size for most Americans 😂 Doesn’t justify the price though
Americans are noticing Jersey Mike's recently drastically decreased the size of the chips that come with their meals This man films himself opening the bag and counting how many chips you get now…. Jersey Mike's was bought by a private equity firm in 2024
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Idk who that is but I smeared a face with cream cheese
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Are we declaring war on twitter now?
To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING VENEZUELA TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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What’s the world pissed about today?
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If it’s not 2 you’re insane
If you could only pick one, which would you choose?
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We have a serious mental health crisis lmao
What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?
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Has anyone that owns a Tesla experienced this when they drove through a cemetery? Figures on their touchscreen that aren’t really there?
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We all know Baron is a gamer
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I’m gonna be 90 years old still listening listening to Creed
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We live in a world of AI and people still have caveman level spelling and grammar. Some things you just can’t fix
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Homeboy has a full head of lettuce on his nose
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He’s thinking about the fall of the Roman Empire
I can’t get over this lion’s perfectly curly mane.
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Random fact of the day: China is rolling out (hah) QR scanners on toilet paper dispensers that require the users to watch 15 second ads before it dispenses😳
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Grok’s way too early prediction for Super Bowl 60
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Now that it’s getting cold out don’t forget to
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Pour one out for the Christmas Island Shrew tonight 🫡
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What parent in their right mind is buying their son or daughter this atrocity for Halloween😂
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Today I learned that Master Splinter can catch bats out of the air ☠️
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New Halo is a remake of a remake of the original Halo campaign…. At least it has sprint! Battlefield 6 might be the only major title in god knows how long that actually survived the nonsense going on in AAA studios
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