Joined March 2026
Liverpool recruitment team every summer: β€œWe’re monitoring him.” β€œWe’re keeping an eye on him.” β€œHis profile has stood out.” 😭😭 Brother, we’re Liverpool FC, not Dell or HP. πŸ’€πŸ”΄
πŸ”΄ Liverpool Reportedly Looking At Sociedad RB Jon Aramburu: The Reds have been monitoring the full-back market and Aramburu’s profile has stood out to their recruitment team, with his defensive ability and versatility viewed as significant strengths. Aramburu’s contract contains a Β£50m release clause. Via @TEAMtalk
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Β£51.5M for a kid from Eredivisie who got subbed off in under an hour against Sunderland is absurd πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Football inflation is cooked. Todd Boehly’s probably preparing a 12-year contract for him as we speak 😭πŸ”₯
🚨 Liverpool sent scouts to watch AZ Alkmaar midfielder Kees Smit in action against Sunderland in the Europa League this week. The 20-year-old is valued at around £51.5M, with Chelsea, Tottenham, Nottingham Forest and Aston Villa also tracking him. (Source: @TEAMtalk)
🎢 YOU GOT SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLS! πŸ¦πŸ’© YOU GOT SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLS! THREE-NIL TO BRIGHTON! YOU GOT SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLS! 😭
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Brighton owning Arsenal 3-0 is literally a recurring nightmare πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Arteta spent all week working on set pieces just for the Seagulls to drop the exact same horror movie rerun on them three years later... fogging lights SMASHED 😭πŸ”₯
Arsenal's nine-game PL win streak ends after losing 3-0 to Brighton. They haven't lost a league game by 3+ goals since May 2023... when they lost 3-0 to Brighton 😑
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Tomorrow at the Vitality Stadium, no messing around 🎯 Just lock in, get those 3 points in the bag, and leave before anything weird happens πŸ˜­πŸ”΄ #BOULIV
Some πŸ” goals at Bournemouth 🎯 #BOULIV
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Brighton really wiped the floor with them so bad that the corner routine playbook is currently being shredded in the dressing room πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Arteta is about to make them watch 8 hours of Pascal Groß field-tilt footage in absolute silence tomorrow morning 😭πŸ”₯ "Fogging standards!"
Exceptional hatewatch
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Iraola out here praising his spirit, but watching him sprint back actually looks like Woody from Toy Story running when Andy walks into the room πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Just arms flailing, full panic mode, running on pure vibes 😭πŸ”₯
"I like his spirit" πŸ™Œ Andoni Iraola on Ronald Araujo πŸ—£οΈ πŸ”— lfc.tv/4h951mp
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Chelsea drawing Liverpool in the Carabao Cup AGAIN... standard procedure Spent Β£1 billion just to turn Anfield into their annual trauma center. The "Blue Billion Pound Bottlejobs" are pulling up to get knocked out by Liverpool's academy kids for the third time in a row standard!
Liverpool v Chelsea: Carabao Cup fixture details confirmed πŸ—“οΈ
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Bro leaves Arsenal, forgets all about set-piece routines, and instantly starts dropping absolute masterclasses πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Meanwhile Arteta is still in the lab practicing 40 different corner variations just to score a single goal. Football saved him! 😭πŸ”₯
Gabriel JesΓΊs realising Barcelona scored 32 goals and not a single one came from a corner
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I don’t know what Hurzeler said, but it worked! 😭 Brighton came out and actually ended this decades-long stat. From 2-0 down at Old Trafford, that’s just pure absolute disrespect to United in their own home 😭πŸ”₯ The seagull is making a right mess of that crest!
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Hurzeler must’ve given a generational pep talk at half-time because Brighton came out looking like prime Barca πŸ˜­πŸ’€ United’s 2-0 halftime stat stood for decades just for a 33-year-old manager to destroy it in 45 mins 😭πŸ”₯
Man Utd have never lost a game at Old Trafford when leading 2-0 at half time Brighton:
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Jeremy Jacquet is proving why he was worth every single penny. πŸ’°πŸ”΄ What a fucking player. 21 years old and already looks made for Liverpool. 😭πŸ”₯
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πŸ˜‚ Couldn’t even beat a 10 Man City πŸ˜‚ nitter.cf/kerrin_hansen/status/2…
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3 red cards in one day refs are on a mission.
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City’s been robbed never a red no card for Bruno as well yeah dirty united as always. nitter.cf/omr_mount/status/20991…
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Don’t buy if you want to use him as a RB, bro runs like woody from Toy Story.
🚨 Ronald AraΓΊjo’s long-term future could come down to Hansi Flick’s plans for him at Barcelona. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ Liverpool are very happy with the 27-year-old’s impact since arriving on loan and hold a Β£47M option to make the deal permanent, but they are in no rush to make a final decision. The player is said to be open to staying at the Reds. (Source: @TEAMtalk)
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I trust uncle frank.
Thomas Frank on Andoni Iraola: "I’m not in doubt that he will have success over time with Liverpool." (via @BBCMOTD)
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Nah… Too soon
Bayern Munich are keeping close tabs on Florian Wirtz’s situation at Liverpool, with sources telling @TEAMtalk that their long-standing admiration for the Germany international has not wavered. teamtalk.com/liverpool/flori…
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Ain’t getting even top 5 playing like this
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Lads, who’s winning the Ballon d’Or? πŸ‘€πŸ† I wanna hear your picks πŸ‘‡
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