If you ever need anything, please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first. I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive, I've seen it all, I was here first.

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Slow motion carnage
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Thing off beauty - never gets old
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Free bar!
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You see, the problem with this line of thinking, is that you’ve mistaking presumed City to be one of the countries biggest clubs.
Remember when Serie A relegated their biggest club, Juventus? The league fell off so badly that nobody watches it again. Even when Juventus returned, the league has continued struggling till today. That's the same thing that will happen if they relegate City. They need to look at the bigger picture before destroying the very league they're trying to protect.
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📊 Since joining Liverpool, Florian Wirtz has created more chances from open play in the Champions League than any other player. 🔴 [@primevideosport] #LFC
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Nailed it
Wirtz on yeah we’ve definitely lost now. Thank you for absolutely nothing Iraola. Twat.
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Team selection coming home to roost
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We’ve got near £400m worth of attackers sat there watching this team stink the place out
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The caller seems to be confused. City have been found guilty, not just charged.
🤷‍♂️ "What do they want us to do? Not turn up!?" 😳 "If your eldest lad was accused of a heinous crime, you would be in denial... that's where we are!" This #MCFC fan is not happy with people criticising City fans defending their owners after financial breaches verdict! 😤
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Not a cloud in the skies above Washington
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All fun and games until someone prangs it when the compressed gas turbine is fully loaded. We’ve all seen the ending of Jaws, right?
Real life, baby
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Imagine getting relegated after winning your first 7 games
Manchester City are "taking care of business on the pitch" after making their best start to a season since 1897 ⚽
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VAR is the enemy of football
Imagine scoring a goal of the season contender and it not counting 😭 Giovani Lo Celso's stunning goal against Barcelona was ruled out following a VAR review.
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We introverts are the only people who can't wait to get back home before we've even left the house
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Is he taking it home for his silverback of a Ma?
Phil Foden arrived for his post-match interview with an inflatable banana 🍌
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Someone will still find fault
9 - Florian Wirtz's nine chances created from open play against Brentford is the most by a player in a Premier League game since Sadio Mané v Burnley in January 2021 (9) and the most by a player in an away game since Samir Nasri v Spurs in August 2011 (10). Progress.
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Jeremy is that good we should rename him Jeremy Suit
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Blues spoiling the pre-flight chill
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Arsenal getting all the luck
🚨🚨| Viktor Gyokeres is ready to 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓 Arsenal and is set to push for a January exit. 🔴👋 [@GraemeBailey]
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That’s a foul by Garner
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