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Family, Child and Sexual Therapist. Spiritual Healer and Religious Adviser. Your wife's lover and your most needed friend.

 Nixin & Hairy Enterprises
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Joined June 2012
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Laurel@GigaLaurelNov 3
I was born with a Hitler moustache.
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@Jeff6219845Oct 25
Just started getting all nostalgic in my mind. Spending half hour to pick out a horror movie to rent for the weekend was fucking awesome as a 10-year-old. Kids today have it so gay
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Paying the old retarded Poop Man for my “shitty tweets”: xitter.cf/dailyfeetvideo/status/…
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Chris Maccaviti@Chris_MaccavitiOct 5
Furio at his house warming party in front of Carmela
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@BarstoolGrudenSep 13
NFL SUNDAY. GOOD MORNING AMERICA.
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Kevin Peters@kfpetersSep 5
My wife seeing me crack my fifth beer at the children’s birthday party.
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@LevPr1deAug 28
Mfw my wife asks me to load the dishwasher
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-@_GnarsenicAug 27
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@Jeff6219845Aug 23
I like watching myself no hand piss in the bathroom mirror as I flex. Nothing gay about that
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psychotronica@psychotronica_Aug 22
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 💋💦sound on💦💋
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“Women have a right to make their own choices!” Women making their own choices:
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DET1969@goodboisweeney2Aug 19
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Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) profile pictureMiles Commodore
@miles_commodoreAug 18
What comedian who’s no longer with us, you wish you could watch in person one last time?
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@Jeff6219845Aug 12
Right now as I'm dragging myself to work I'm thinking there's no way I'm going to drink tonight but I know in 8 hours I will have built up a thirst
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NXN@MisterNixinAug 8
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Dave@LysolDaveAug 2
I can't find the chinee LED light that fits on M12 batteries. Maybe it collected all of my information and flew back home.
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Just pushed my grandma down a hill in her iron lung machine because it was too loud for me to hear my Mr Beast videos
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Astonished Trad
@astrotradJul 27
Replying to @KimKatieUSA
“The Flying Burrito Brothers”
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Buck@LearnedBuckMay 7
I'll ash my cigrit wherever on the carpet inside I don't give a fuck.
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Hater Hand@HaterHandApr 17
Replying to @MisterNixin
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Big Ted🌲@tiddyenjoyer5Apr 1
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gun to your head name a canadian
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