I am not going to homecoming without @shawnj3000. I don’t remember anybody and she knows everybody. The men be lying about being married and she knows the truth. I always have to check in with her before I text anybody back. 😂
*starts playing The Clark Sisters*
Son: Why are we cleaning up if the cleaners came yesterday?
Me: I always like to Black Mama clean over the Mexican Mama cleaning.
This makes total sense to me but he said I need to lay down. 😂
Ciera Shakur 🧡 retweeted
My lady car wouldn't start this morning, she just now txtn me saying she finna call Triple A.... baby I already handled that while I was at work 😭 Them ppl already fixed it. #Realproblemsolver











