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Comedian / Screenwriter / Bass and songs @area11band

London, England
Joined September 2010
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Proud dad watching the great and powerful @ChrisWillx deliver a killer show at the Apollo last night. Been a joy getting to work along side the dude. 💪🏼🎤
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There should be a logical fallacy called Appeal To Fire. Like when you burn things down you’ve lost the argument.
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Looks like I will be using that +1 to my ex’s wedding after all.
Introducing Hugo: the first human companion robot. At Boston Dynamics, I was Chief Strategy Officer, bringing robots into the real world. My co-founder, Farbod Farshidian, led research at the RAI Institute. Together, 15+ years teaching robots to run, jump, and work. So we asked: what if robots could connect with people? Hugo runs on the first Vision-Language-Expression (VLE) model. He links what he sees and hears to movement, expression, and gesture. He notices you, reads the room, and reacts in real time. And he's only the first. Dynamic Creatures is @BostonDynamics' official entertainment and hospitality partner. We're building a cast of characters with film studios, resorts, and theme parks. dynamiccreatures.com
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Explaining The Shane Gillis Situation To My Normal Friend
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Does anyone know the Tory shadow front bench?
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 The very excellent @Kogie11 joins me to ask… - Is the Tory front bench anonymous? - Why do the police hate chasing villains? - Why do parents need training to potty train? Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSpotify YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz
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the "Hard Problem" in a nutshell: 1. atoms aren't conscious 2. humans are made of atoms 3. humans are conscious 4. so at least one of 1-3 must be false Panpsychists say #1 is false Dualists say #2 is false Illusionists say #3 is false Materialists say #4 is false
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7pm tonight!! With @GeoffNorcott on @TimesRadio. Be there and be square.
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I’ll be doing this @BigBellyComedy tomorrow with @Kogie11 & @adamcoumas . Come & join us! Link👇
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Come see me and some friends for an hour of stand up comedy. Featuring @Kogie11 & @adamcoumas. This SAT 25th JULY @ 4:30pm at @BigBellyComedy as part of the Southbank Fringe Fest!
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Nicola Sturgeon - Filthy 😳
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First time doing stand up at the iconic Leicester Square Theatre and first time doing a good deed because it was for charity. What a great guy I am. Write that down please. Also got to perform with @almurray which was pretty sick. Huge thanks to @UnleashedComedy and @OurFightUk
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Time to make some Starmer resignation jam.
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This Sunday at @topsecretcomedy with @Kogie11 @YurikoComedy and @Milo_Edwards! New material at 3pm.
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If you're about London on a Sunday at 3pm, may I suggest you pop along to @topsecretcomedy where I do my new material residency. Just £1 to reserve a ticket, and me and a handful of brilliant comedians try brand new material.
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Great chat with the ever-wise @GeoffNorcott!
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As many of you know, I used to be a teacher… and that experience led me to write a book. (Un)educated: My Life as a Teacher, and Why You Should Never Become One, is officially available for pre-order. Pre-order link in the comments below. ⬇️
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