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big kid with small bladder. multiple sw/hw exits now mainly doing private research in applied fuccery. I was sexually assaulted at westminister clown college

Sonoma, CA
Joined September 2026
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Overheard in Austin: “I think that guy is listening to our conversation”
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4th graders at recess:
سالب ألف اورا 😭
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Elon Musk: I'm a pedophile Peter Thiel: I'm a gay pedophile Bill Gates: I'm an autistic pedophile Jensen Huang: I am a normal man attracted to women who are roughly the same age as me <<< GUY THEY WANT YOU TO THINK IS THE PERVERT
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Woke 3.0 is here, gendered toilets are a creature of the past
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41 and 6ft! Rub the tummy!
26 and 5'7" Also, I like pancakes 📷 - @ScrubzyFox
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Skeptical the Cybertruck wind-down is just about Cybercab capacity. Elon specifically said “at Gigafactory Texas,” and the timing sits right after the incoming governor’s tax signals on Tesla. Wouldn’t be surprised if this is mostly political posturing and production quietly continues or restarts before mid-2027. More annoying is the scarcity-and-price-hike chess: invent limited supply, raise prices ~10%, and treat buyers like pieces. Distasteful, and it permanently breaks consumer trust.
Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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woke 3.0 is here baby
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Elon and Tesla will lose a lot of their most passionate supporters if they proceed cancel Cybertruck.. time will pass, Cybertruck will get old and people will move on to other brands.
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Sir, a second Dana White has declined to be the new press secretary.
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Not the fake collar / harness using duct tape 😭🤣 I love her
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Me walking into a new week thinking it will be better than last
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Koda retweeted
Eyes up here, gentlemen.
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Alabama's new openly gay sheriff, Brett Jones, is making history after becoming the first openly gay man elected sheriff in the state. Brett is married to Jason White, a former police officer. Jason once tried to run for sheriff in Alabama too, but the local Republican committee rejected his attempt to run as a Republican because he is gay and married to a man. Now, years later, his own husband has won the election. They also have a son named Ethan, whom they welcomed through surrogacy. Imagine watching your husband make history in the same state where you were once rejected because of your marriage.
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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Koda retweeted
Thinking about water wigglers
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This is our rock drive, it’s like a zip drive
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New Zuck pronouncement
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