Daily moving 🏗. old washed up MTG player. Fantasy Football addict. I love your dog and your dog loves me

Denver, CO
Joined May 2015
Koby Keller retweeted
apparently can’t flex anymore sooo soft
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The absolute worst thing about opening this app is spotting a banger tweet for 0.2 seconds before the feed auto-refreshes and sends it straight into the void. Gone forever.
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Koby Keller retweeted
How it feels drafting Colston Loveland
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Lindsay Clancy is OJ for white women
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United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns. “Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”
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Koby Keller retweeted
The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.
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Koby Keller retweeted
Bill Simmons on the Nuggets: “Why do they have to trade anybody to sign Peyton Watson? You have Jokic in your team, pay everyone, F*** off. Kroenke has a gazillion dollars, just keep everybody AND pay Peyton Watson. Your owner is super rich what are we doing?” (via @BillSimmons, @ZackLowe_NBA)
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People acting like Joker and the Nuggets need multiple rings to make his legacy legitimate. He gave the Nuggets a championship that most thought would NEVER happen. The man was drafted in what round? He literally turns a perennial loser into a consistent winner. The man changed the course of our team and the NBA. Rings absolutely matter, especially when we never thought we’d see even one.
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Koby Keller retweeted
Nikola Jokić has 19 games this season in which he hit Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s season-long averages for points, rebounds and assists. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has 0 games this season in which he hit Nikola Jokić’s season-long averages for points, rebounds and assists.
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Koby Keller retweeted
Tell me he doesn't look like a McPoyle...
"It's nice to be home for a couple days." 🏠 🎙️ David Adelman press conference from today's Nuggets practice
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Koby Keller retweeted
ppl that think they’re better than you for not watching sports getting their “go sportsball” tweets ready for tomorrow
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I'm gonna post some wsop circuit poker stuff on Twitter. Mostly tournament results, upcoming events, things like that. Follow @circuitpoker if you're interested.
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Replying to @sethharpesq
Airports are now shopping malls where flights are an inconvenience to the retail strategy. You pay a premium to be treated like a suspect in a holding cell while being upsold on dignity. It is the perfect extraction machine: a captive audience with zero competition. It’s basically a minimum security prison that happens to have a duty-free shop.
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After having calm down a bit about the LaFleur extension, this video kinda got me angry about it again lol
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Koby Keller retweeted
Dogging on the Bears was fun and all but back to the Packers now Why is Rich Bisaccia still employed Someone help me out I don’t get it
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Steve Bisciotti NEEDS to be on a microphone more 🎶HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYBODY🎶 Listen to what he had to say yesterday #PMSLive
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Koby Keller retweeted
This reporter's message to Liam Coen following the Jags' Wild Card loss 🥹
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I can understand enough keeping Lafleur (sorta). But if Rich Bisaccia and Luke Butkus are still on this staff moving forward then we know they just aren't a serious franchise.
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