WCT tooling, cricket lover, golf hacker, football fan, beer & coffee drinker. considered a responsible adult 🥴

Newton Abbot, England
Joined October 2010
Decent Tuesday night that! Quality performance #tufc
FT | A BIG three points at Plainmoor!!! #tufc | #TORWOR
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Bazball baby …… were you not entertained! 🏏
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Somerset lalala …….. what a team 🍏 ❤️
SOMERSET LA LA LA ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #WeAreSomerset #FinalsDay
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It is a huge condemnation of English cricket that the county championship final games are being played in autumnal mist with players in thick sweaters running for cover from heavy downpours. How did it come to this ?
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That @SomersetCCC was absolutely bloody brilliant 🏏 👏 🙌 #T20Blast #somersetlalala
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Ofgem have just announced their energy price cap. Your energy bill will be £2,074 this next year (from July). That’s an 80% rise in your energy bill compared to 2 yrs ago. But here is the thing. Wholesale gas today is 4p per therm cheaper than exactly 2 years ago. A rip off
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imagine having all that available to you!! unfuckably unfucking unbelievable 🤯
Rishi Sunak - "Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position... in the entire world... in having privileged access to the UK home market... but also the European Union single market... nobody else has that... only you guys" in Northern Ireland. 🤦
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Lush #NZvENG
Shot! Sublime from Harry Brook. #NZvENG
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This has got to be a piss take?!
Both in their prime. Who are you taking?
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Absolutely fuck off 💩
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God bless the queen 👑 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😢 what a lady, national treasure, absolute hero
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Sorry, what?
Steve Brine, 2021: Votes to dump raw sewage into UK waterways Steve Brine, 2022: We must stop Gary Lineker from tweeting about raw sewage being dumped into UK waterways
Fuck sake
Boris Johnson - Buy a new kettle & save £10 a year on your electricity bill. 👀
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Imagine being this bitter when you finish your career
🏆 𝗔𝘀𝗵: “He won Man of the Match?” ❌ 𝗚𝗮𝗯𝗯𝘆: “I’m not saying he’s a bad player! He didn’t look strong.” Gabby Agbonlahor says he doesn’t think Martínez is a bad player, but admits he’d target him if he was playing him
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This 100 times over
Since his last @YorkshireCCC match ended on 22 July, Harry Brook has faced 203 balls - 170 in a practice match v South Africans and 33 in four Hundred games. He faced 265 balls in just one innings v Kent in April. Not much of a way for such a talent to spend the summer. #cricket
Looks like my normal day on the phone!
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genius at work
If @coldplay released Yellow in the 80s 🎶💛 Let’s get this to Chris Martin & co.. Mashed with @erasureinfo
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