ALT Knightmare Series 6: Treguard (Hugo Myatt) addresses the watchers behind an open scroll that reads: Knightmare Friday at 4.40 on C.I.T.V.

ALT Knightmare Series 6: Treguard (Hugo Myatt) addresses the watchers behind an open scroll that reads: Knightmare Friday at 4.40 on C.I.T.V.

ALT (ii) Tuesday 27th January & Wednesday 28th January VTR: Knightmare Pilot VTR No: H109351 R/T: 20'00" TX: TBA Studio A

ALT You look down at yourself. You seem to be wearing an ill-fitting dinner jacket and baggy trousers. Then you notice that your nose seems to have got longer, your arms shorter and the floor closer. Yes, you have been turned into a PENGUIN! "Oh dear," says Treguard. "I hope you like fish dinners...." Try again?

ALT Left: Father Christmas, dressed in red with a white beard, holding a bottle of Coca-Cola. Right: Hordriss, dressed in red with a white beard, holding a bottle of "fifty-year-old Etruscan brandy"

ALT The Drake like/dislike meme. Drake dislikes: slices of pie. Drake likes: skin peeling off a skull until it breaks apart and the eyes roll away

ALT Knightmare Dizzy: a white ovoid with feet and boxing glove hands is walking towards a tree with a face on it. The status board at the top of the screen shows Dizzy, 03 lives (with yellow egg icons), an energy bar and a chalice, and says OAKLEY'S GLEN.

ALT Knightmare Series 1 Quest 1 (7th September 1987): Treguard (Hugo Myatt), dungeoneer David Campbell and the Helmet of Justice.