I finally got my official 20-minute Mitch McConnell phone call. We covered: • My truck’s extended warranty • Area 51 • The secret recipe for Coca-Cola • Where Bigfoot is hiding • The lost city of Atlantis • Where all the missing socks from the dryer go • Why my printer only jams when I’m in a hurry • And who really shot JFK. He was incredibly sharp. Looking forward to next week’s scheduled 20-minute call with Elvis.