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Bruno saw Mbeumo in a 1v3 situation & thought a dummy was the solution 😭😭 Then had the audacity to start complaining 💀
I'm tired of these Bruno dummies with zero awareness who's receiving the ball.😭
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Charli xcx brought out PinkPantheress to sing ‘Stateside’ at her show in Los Angeles.
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"That is a lie, and that is why I'm going for the ownership!" 🗣️ HTO doesn't hold back as he assesses the decisions being made at the top of Manchester United! 🔴 👀
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The only thing less shocking than Andrew Tate being a pedo is DJ Akademiks rebrand into a fascist fear mongering disinformation platform. They’re calling it the most foreseeable outcome of all time.
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SaeedTV’s corner: Somali Twitter Muslim Twitter Big 6ix community Norwich Carpark Rio’s corner: CR7 Peckham reds British telecom company West Ham United Adulterers
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define ‘ass’
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Even while not agreeing with a lot of shit 50 says, I think he’s a great interview. Doesn’t sugarcoat shit and doesnt care who he offends with his answers. Damn shame the deepest depths his interviews can really go is discussing other rappers bc that discography is hot dog water
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Location check, blue tick… I’m so sure this isn’t a made up tale for engagement
My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”
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As Burnham promises more transparency on Man City… Jonathan Reynolds and his team have refused multiple requests over the last week to say who else attended his Sept. 14 meeting with the club’s chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak and what was discussed. Point blank refusal to answer.
BREAKING: Prime Minister Andy Burnham orders 'manual trawl' by Greater Manchester Combined Authority (GMCA) to look for records of any more interaction he had with Man City while he was mayor trib.al/tTvO2vI 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Lisandro Martinez’s view that Michael Carrick has been sold short and the squad has not been equipped with the depth to fight on multiple fronts is shared by several senior players - and football staff. It has been discussed in the dressing room with the club aware of frustrations around recruitment. There was a fear ahead of the campaign that the squad would not be strengthened properly - the lack of cover at left-back and striker were major concerns, which is evidenced in how much the need for reinforcements was stressed during pre-season interviews. Told the driving reason behind Martinez’s airing these grievances publicly is fury that Carrick is likely going to lose his job despite not being given the tools to have a fair crack, and players are sick of reset after reset, without questions asked of the people in charge and what direction they’re taking the club in. Carrick and the team have faced criticism, accepted it, and owned up to performances being nowhere near good enough. Where is the accountability from the people who keep leading the club to one doom spiral after another?
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No one is saying the Man United squad doesn’t need to be improved. It does. But the money isn’t there to do it quickly over a couple of windows. That’s on the Glazers, not Wilcox, Berrada or Carrick. If Martinez wants to win more games then maybe don’t get stomped on by Solanke.
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You know this thesaurus muncher was getting ready for this moment all morning.
🤦‍♂️ "That embodies the reason why Man United are a poor football team!" 😤 "What about your stinking, lousy performance vs Spurs on Saturday!?" Simon Jordan rips into Lisandro Martinez for his shock outburst against #MUFC's hierarchy! 🔥
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He’s depressed and physically cooked. Nasty combo
Btw what Rashford has ended up like is very sad. It’s not even like he’s 32/33, guy is 28. He should be in his physical prime?
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EXC: As opposed to going rogue, Lisandro Martinez is one of several senior #MUFC players frustrated with the hierarchy as attention shifts to the future of sporting director Jason Wilcox. Martinez was waiting for the right moment to drop the 💣 talksport.com/football/46428…
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Been speaking to the Nigerian guy at work today. Born in Nigeria but moved to London when he was 7 and he has that new London accent to put it nicely. Got onto the subject of multiculturalism and he found the subject hilarious. He told me in his native Nigeria there around 300 different tribes alone and a lot don’t get on with each other. He laughed at the thought of multiculturalism in the UK. His exact words were “if Nigerians from the same country can not get on with each other how is a freshy Nigerian man supposed to assimilate into a tribe of English men. We are different me and you, why do people think we are the same” Food for thought on this quiet Tuesday
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Was Martinez right to have a pop at the suits at Old Trafford last night? Since the arrival of INEOS we now have a club that: ⚽️Rinses the fans for more money ⚽️Reduced average first team weekly wage by £50k ⚽️Sacked the tea ladies ⚽️Made a loss every year ⚽️Spent over £1bn on players ⚽️Increased the club debts
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Diogo Dalot har alltså spelat över 250 matcher för United, Inte för att han är bra utan för att klubben är så illa skött att en medioker ytterback kunnat bli en av de mest givna spelarna i laget under 8 år.
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this child faked a rabona into a croqueta to directly create an assist, WHAT AM I SEEING
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Luke Shaw and Maguire were legit BEGGING in interviews for help to come through the door this summer.
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