Unnecessarily tall durr in Colorado. Head over hooves for @TheWorstDoggo. Navy veteran, accountant, dog dad, and @TheFuzzFactory fursuiter.
Fort Collins, CO
Joined July 2011
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When your friends want to go to bed early at a furcon you need to be a bro and take the party to them! @TheWorstDoggo
War has changed
Unmanned ground vehicles mounted with life-size plastic coyotes are one idea proposed as part of a new effort to keep wildlife away from military aircraft. navytimes.com/news/your-army…
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There are two beds in my hotel room where Kayphix and I have been sleeping individually. I asked him tonight if he wanted to sleep together and he looked at me like this:
I'm 70 seconds into an hour long video I was voluntold to watch and educate my coworkers on because I keep getting new requests and questions. I was so productive this morning until my management got involved with my day 😭
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Me to insurance agent: "I have decided to go with another carrier. This is just a call to let you know I won't be needing you."
Insurance Agent: "OK I am glad to hear that you found something! I will be sure to call you every 3 fucking days for the foreseeable future!"
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If you are going to say something that takes 20 minutes in a 30 minute meeting you probably shouldn't preface with "real quick".
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Southwest no longer has free checked bags
Me: OMG who the hell cares?
*Opens telegram, Twitter, or Blue sky:*
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I've gathered that proper form for any exercise where you bend over or squat down is 90% to just press your butt out like a needy bitch.
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