Schrödinger. (Parody)

The Cat grinned proudly. "I made you something! Got up early today so the pastry baker could show me how. A sweet treat hedgehog!"

𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓜𝓮 In this late afternoon hour, Schrödinger was not a Cat, he was a mouse. Quietly creeping up into the attic. There, he settled in front of an old full-length mirror. It dimly reflected his image, streaks of light from outside dancing off the speckles of dust ~

Belleteyn might be his favorite holiday. #MidspringEve The Cat approaches Corvo Bianco in his favorite floral cape, one he wore to the Tournament of Flowers, and greets the hostess first. "Hello! Thank you for having me! I brought you a jar of first honey~" @AUGURATRlCIS

Smiles like

Cat herding: youtu.be/m_MaJDK3VNE

Aww~ Stop, I'm blushing.

Merry Christmas to me! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Happy happy Yule to @CrocsHypnotique! The creator of this Killer Bee distilled mead describes it as, "smooth liquor, bearing a distinct honey aroma, and a subtle honey flavor. Like we say, “Don’t fear the sting.” "

Merry Yuletide to @Alpha_Ignotum! The basket was put together with the help of the apiarists of the region, but Schrödinger made the candles himself!

That's... he's gonna cry... It's so beautiful! Thank you. He has something for her, too! 'Cause she reminds him of a fairy.