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Honestly I forget what day it is like a LOT

Shh it's a secret I call it 🌟Engagement farming ✨ Interact with tweet and be following me and maybe I give you some $DSR yes Maybe. Maybe I just take your engagement as a binding contract for your soul. HAHA DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

Man, Ethel, Ingrid, and Peggy are the best old ladies. Well except Ethel and Ingrid who suck. Peggy's great though. Well most the time anyways.

A BEE STUNG ME WHILE I SLEPT AND I'M GONNA SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY MAD ABOUT IT BECAUSE WHO EVEN DOES THAT I WAS CLEARLY NOT A THREAT TO IT BEES ARE BULLSHIT

New quest involves a secret code because of course it does. The code is 3 words, no spaces between the words, but the first letter in each word must be capitalized. See image for help. Word 1. My favourite colour Word 2. My favourite C3 faction Word 3. My favourite animal

If you suck at plants, and/or you have cats and need a non toxic house plant. Get a peace lily, they're not true lillies so aren't toxic and if it wants water it just wilts, then you give it water and it just goes OKAY THANKS I'M GOOD the leaves come back to life in an HOUR.

I was sick over the weekend I'll get all yer secret codes to ya tho also

These aren't my cats, but some cats I fostered like 8 years ago. They cute af tho.

Aight I'm currently caught up with secret codes Who knew twitter didn't like brand new accounts copy pasting the same answer 20 times a second whoopsie

I'm going to bed you stinkers will get your secret code replies in the morning

Sometimes I forget what I'm doing and have to paste my clipboard somewhere to remember wtf I was in the middle of.

River and her eyeball woo \o/

Additionally to my meme fun time. I do not have children but I'm pretty sure "oh no now it's loud help" would be my reaction