Horror nut. Disabled (TBI/brain injury, busted spine, can still turn you out). Teenage Comet Zombie at heart.

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2009
In the meantime, howsabout I cheer everyone up with this pic of my neighbor’s dog Grizzly that I babysit during the week? He’s 13 years old and I would die to protect him.
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Regarding John Brennan/Joe Bob/Darcy, I def got thoughts to come What I’m NOT gonna do is perpetuate the sexism I’m seeing, ie 1. Darcy The Succubus rendered JBB helpless, is to blame for everything 2. Darcy is a defenseless little girl & must be protected from criticism 1/2
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I wanna share my perspective based on working w/Darcy on TMF, and I wanna offer up something measured & constructive, so gimme a bit! Meanwhile, please remember everyone you’re tweeting at/with/against is an actual human being❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯ 2/2 #MutantFam @kinky_horror @therealjoebob
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Hello friends! Checking in after a long Twitter break. I’ve been great! Pic below is from a recent spine procedure, the 6+ month series of which have been a huge help! More info in 2nd tweet, I look forward to chatting with you in replies & DMs❀️‍πŸ”₯ xoxo Kirk 1/2
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xoxo Kirk 2/2
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Post-procedure update: Loopy af, legs wobbly, walking funny like I just got bilateral transforaminal epidural nerve blocked SO hard.
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I wish I had a sassy gay nurse so we could make wildly inappropriate β€œYou don’t have to ask *me* twice to roll over bare ass up!” jokes.
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I know these numbers are a small start, but closing all three circles for the first time is a post-disability MILESTONE
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#NowWatching EVERLY This movie sounds f*cking rad, can’t wait to watch it for the first time (possibly again!)
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For a million bucks I’d even listen to *American Life*
If you were paid a million dollars to listen to the same Madonna song for 24 hours, which song would you choose?
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SURGEY RECOVERY UPDATE: all good, currently regaining even more sensation from my navel down. Who wants to come over and rub CBD oil over the entire lower half of my body, especially on my butt and legs??? Serious inquiries only.
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I’m gonna need a fucking cigarette Thank @TheMutantFam and everyone who joined for the watch along tonight πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• Babyyyy I’m a runner, now β€” ending song by Sapphic Lasers #MutantDeathDrop
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The Kirk Unit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
I assume you aren’t here for bingo! This fight was supposed to be a la Dynasty. We had like three hours to shoot it. Was a wild one. #MutantDeathDrop #MutantFam
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The Kirk Unit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Hello #MutantFam! I’m Brandon Perras-Sanchez aka Tony Two Fingers and Co-creator of @deathdropgorge @saint_drogo member of @MonsterMakeupCo. Also working on 2 books which should be out within the next month. Lover of animals, black metal and noise rock. #mutantdeathdrop
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Eat your heart out, Elizabeth Bathory πŸ©ΈπŸ›€πŸ»πŸ©ΈπŸ›€πŸ»πŸ©ΈπŸ›€πŸ»πŸ©Έ #MutantDeathDrop
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Brandon & Mike, I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out what your villain’s mask reminded me of. And pardon if you already mentioned this homage earlier, I’m still waking up 🀩 #MutantDeathDrop @brandon_perras
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The Kirk Unit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
My personal favorite scene of the movie Fuck you, Providence! #MutantDeathDrop
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The Kirk Unit πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Replying to @brandon_perras
The world needs more chaotic DIY regionally-produced movies, made with a spirit of fun and exploration! It’s how distinct talents & styles develop!! #MutantDeathDrop @brandon_perras
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