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Pinning this tweet. @sseagalofficial is terrified of me. I hate him even more now.
Watching some rasslin & spotted a wild @jimmykorderas ! I've heard that Normal and Earnest were some of the funniest dudes. How true was that? Got any good stories involving them?
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Dear @offspring , today's the day and I'm beyond stoked! Fingers and everything I can cross hoping that yous all have seen the tweets & are somehow able to either sneak in or plan to play Slim Pickens tonight in Plant City.
It would literally make my life hearing that life!!
We're a few days away from seeing @offspring at @FLStrawberryFst & I'm hoping this reaches them.
Crossing fingers & hoping they can find a spot for "Slim Pickens..." on the setlist. It's where I got my streaming name from & seeing/hearing it live would absolutely be amazing! PLZ
Wanna congratulate not only my favorite brand, but the brand that literally makes up all of my wardrobe. From the shortest of shorts to workout gear, boxers and yes, the pajamas I love so much. It's all I wear.
Congratulations Rainer & everyone at @Chubbies on 15 amazing years!
This is fucking hilarious. It also confirms I'm still a child & farts are absolutely funny.
An INCREDIBLE outtake of @steveaustinBSR telling Michael Cole he just farted is the only video you need to watch today…
Tix bought! Mrs. Pickens & are headed to see @offspring at the @FLStrawberryFst next week! Insanely stoked! This might be a long shot but, is there any chance y'all can slide "Slim Pickens Does The Right Thing And Rides The Bomb To Hell"?!?!
We'd go absolutely bonkers if so!
What does @LanceHoyt say on the mic when he's playing Call of Duty, Battlefield 6 and other types of 1st & 3rd person shooters?
EVERYBODY DIES!!!!!!
Oh @Xfinity & @XfinitySupport . Man you all really let me down. After being on the phone for 2 hours with "Mark" from IT, I was denied speaking to a supervisor, I was denied a ticket/case number, was told I needed to pay $15 dollars more for upgraded standards among other things.
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High IQ Presidents:
~ Jimmy Carter: Naval Academy Grad. Studied Nuclear Physics.
~ Bill Clinton: Yale Law Grad & Rhodes Scholar at Oxford.
~ Barack Obama: President of Harvard Law Review.
~ Donald Trump: Can pick out an elephant from a sketch.
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Here is the tutorials I watched:
(Do it in this order)
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Another win for the good guys
Yesterday, my brother-in-law decided on a whim that he wanted to buy an Xbox Series X before the price increase on Friday. So we hop in the car and head to GameStop. He was fully prepared to spend at least $600.
We get there and I notice a customer at the counter selling his XSX. He and the employee had just finished testing it and making sure it was wiped clean. The employee then offers him $190 cash, which he’s just about to accept.
My brother and I are immediately thinking the same thing.
We run over before they can finalize the transaction and kindly offer the guy $240 cash—A full $50 more than he was about to get from GameStop and an astounding $290 less than GameStop would’ve resold it for (used XSX goes for $529 right now).
The employee basically pretends not to see any of this since I’m almost certain this is against GameStop policy.
But the guy takes the deal and my brother-in-law got what exactly what he came for and saved over $300, while a guy who was perfectly willing to get screwed by GameStop ended up with more cash than he anticipated. Everyone is happy.
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Yesterday, my brother-in-law decided on a whim that he wanted to buy an Xbox Series X before the price increase on Friday. So we hop in the car and head to GameStop. He was fully prepared to spend at least $600.
We get there and I notice a customer at the counter selling his XSX. He and the employee had just finished testing it and making sure it was wiped clean. The employee then offers him $190 cash, which he’s just about to accept.
My brother and I are immediately thinking the same thing.
We run over before they can finalize the transaction and kindly offer the guy $240 cash—A full $50 more than he was about to get from GameStop and an astounding $290 less than GameStop would’ve resold it for (used XSX goes for $529 right now).
The employee basically pretends not to see any of this since I’m almost certain this is against GameStop policy.
But the guy takes the deal and my brother-in-law got what exactly what he came for and saved over $300, while a guy who was perfectly willing to get screwed by GameStop ended up with more cash than he anticipated. Everyone is happy.