Scientists are turning up dead or missing. Crazy. I actually had that in my 2026 bingo card. That’s the start of every end-of-the-world scyfy movie. As a plucky comedian, I have a 65% chance of surviving so…carry on. I think it was AI. Has anyone even questioned Grok?

#BikeRide for the win! If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows. #eastereggs

Scientists missing and 86’d. It’s hard to ignore now. If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

Inspiration can be funny. Just watch. #Standupcomedy #funnyvideos #funnyreels

It’s not that kind of walk of shame. @elevatelifestyle #tacoweek If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

Keep your wits about you #misinformation If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

I’m an addict. #potatochips If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

The sexy part of #gardening If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

We’re supposed to be better than this. #healthinsurance

I was on a fact finding mission. #alphamales #vaccines If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

Be confident, not cocky. Trust me. I’m a genius at comedy. If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

That is a Giant Strong-Nose Stink Bug and now it knows where I live. I’m not proud of my reaction but you weren’t there. #GiantStrongNoseStinkBug

When you have to wake up in the morning. Coffee. The wonder dr#g. #coffeelover #coffeeaddict

You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Even chopsticks. If you’re new here, I’m Jason Allen King, a comedian and writer in Charlotte, NC. Recently won NC’s Funniest Person 2025 with a ton of projects in the works. Go to JasonAllenKing.com for upcoming shows.

Thanks to Dan Reeves and the North State Journal for this article on winning NC’s Funniest and my standup career. Have a read!

Instagram now shares your location on a map. Good luck everybody! Especially the ladies. You’re probably fine because there aren’t any bears on that app. To turn it off, go to your direct messages, access the map feature, and adjust your loc sharing preferences in the settings.

“Truth, Justice, and the American Way.” ~ Superman before all this hateful shit started happening.

Missed Opportunities #3: Best Golden Shower porn award should have been called the Peabody.

I was looking at what was trending today on social media. One was “shooting guards”. I assumed it was about violent crime and not basketball.