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Welcome to California We get an #earthquake every so often, ridiculous taxes, ridiculous traffic, ridiculous cost of living, fake breasts/douchebags liars galore π€₯ but at least we donβt have the #FloridaMan
#PSA Someone gave me a TraderJoes mystery pack. Which ever city I pull will indeed be the 2027 Super Bowl π Champions πβ¦ Drum Roll π₯β¦β¦β¦ π Itβs the @ChicagoBears π π» Congratulations π» #DaBears #chicago stand up! πͺ
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We are witnessing a massive blue wave. For any of us left still using this app.. LOVE YOU, go to threads the celebration is π₯ πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππΌ
If you google BEARS π» right now a cartoon bear literally claws down your page. Look π try it for yourself! If you google Seahawks nothing happens. The script is in DA BEARS! π» 2027 SuperBowlπChampions. Hopefully you all got the 30 to 1 odds before the seasonπ @ChicagoBears
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Happy Halloween From Prince & Apollonia βοΈ βοΈ #thebridges #paisleypark
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Hosting Halloween @offtherails in Boston! Happy HalloweennnnnNNNNN β₯οΈ
Entrance into the goddess of love:
link.me/aubreyoday
HappyHalloweenYo In the 760 eating a FishTaco drinking BetterBuzzBestDrinkEver Cop PowerBallLotto cuz U in the 760! The jackpot right now is 760! If thatβs not a sign of DESTINY you my density like GeorgeMcfly Flyer than PrimeMartyMcfly. Flyer than these Fine619PartyPinays π΅π π―
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Ate a Pork Chop sandwich π₯© π₯ͺ in honor of #MikeDitka This grandpa next to me said you a Chicagoan or Californian? I said Foods better in Chicago, Weathers the best in SoCal. Someone then said itβs sad Ditka wonβt be able to see the Bears win the Super Bowl in Feb π»ππ
#Neagley has 2 fineAF bad ass POC actresses π as the leads Kitana from MortalKombat and itβs in the CHI. Thereβs an episode titled: βLebrons No Jordanβ and thatβs the password they keep using throughout the episode to gain access into the underground world: #LebronsNoJordan π€£
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I know this a joke but Iβve seen GDβs in the CHI way bigger than TerryCrews theyβd do worse to EddieWinslow IRL. I knew this girl in college from Walnut where Darius lived she said he was real humble despite FamilyMatters π°π°but his brother was the opposite always stunting hard
Yβall remember when the GDs beat the sleeves off Eddie Winslow?! ππ Lost his shoe too π€£
I remember how pissed Carl got. He was about to abandon the oath he took as a Cop by wanting revenge for what happened to Eddie. Lol. π
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I was hitting the bag π₯ at the UFC gym and this guy was giving me props he was telling me his brother is BrandonAdams aka KennyDenuez from the movie π₯#TheSandlot and he himself ended up being the BabyDaddy of the girl who told me EddieWinslows brother was a big douchebag π―
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This was brilliant and well said! π Overly Religious people make the worst family & friends theyβd do anything for their church members and strangers for BS church clout but wonβt do ish for you their ACTUAL family except a meaningless BS: βIβm Pray For Youβ
one of the hardest people to do life with is someone who is overly religious. their beliefs can make them hurt you, make decisions thatβll ruin your life, destroy your peace, and still genuinely believe theyβre doing the right thing. theyβll disregard your feelings, refuse to question their actions, and only listen to their pastor because they believe he speaks for God.
sometimes, the most dangerous thing about a person isnβt their intention, but their conviction that they cannot be wrong.
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If you owned a business for 10 years whatβs the minimum your So-Called FAMily and LIFElong friends should refer you business considering you provide the best deals/prices services and you ALWAYS went above and beyond for them? Always got their back like chiropract π― ???
0%5 every other year
50%10 one per year
50%30+ above & beyond FAM π―
0%Zero ImAwfulCunt
2 votes β’ Final results 1
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BREAKING: the Hindu guy who stole all of the Beatles songs and sang them as his own and even won a battle against Ed Sheeran has now dropped out of being Ed Sheeranβs opening act.
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Glad to see @MuraiHiro finally get his flowers π He was a monster π₯ on #AtlantaFX for those saying #WidowsBay is not a comedy and itβs scary watch the #TeddyPerkins episode of #AtlantaFX Teddy Perkins will live rent free in your dome π§ for being both funny & terrifying π―
Hiro Murai ("Widow's Bay") has made #Emmys history as the first Asian director to win the prize for outstanding directing for a comedy series.
variety.com/2026/tv/news/hirβ¦
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In episode 2 of #WidowsBay when Tom βmeetsβ Willy the Clown, I had a very similar REAL Life experience to this scene almost identical and itβs one of main reasons why I donβt eat beef π₯©anymore! π― I havenβt ate beef since Ashton Kutcher & Stiffler starred in #DudeWheresMyCar π―
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