@KingAmongDorks

I’ve been told “you should write a book about it” by various people in EXTREMELY different contexts.

Joined August 2008
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The “Lawrence Berkeley National Lab versus Brazilian Butt Lift” sign is criminally underrated.
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I had like 3 minutes to make this The Fightin’ Prigozhins of Wagner vs Oski about to kick off!
Woke Cal Bot
@calwokebot
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Bad day to be a Wagner
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We are up against the Fightin’ Prigozhins!
Aiden “Blump” Tobiasons Burner@HeavyOnCuse
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@ #calgorithm I WILL BE TUNED IN!!! Tf is even a “Wagner”?
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Might as well combine it with 5¢ beer night like what are we doing here
Shane Tuttle
@ShaneTuttleNCAA
Sep 18
Ole Miss announces that the first 45,000 fans in attendance for Saturday night’s game vs LSU will receive a limited-edition Ole Miss LED golf ball. Fans have been instructed to not throw these golf balls at any player, coach, or media representative on the field.
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Me complaining that I can’t get a colonoscopy to my social worker due to my parlay not hitting
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin
Sep 18
apparently you'll be able to satisfy medicaid work requirements in a lot of states with *gross* gambling winings of $580 every six months, meaning you could take offsetting bets, pay the vig, and be employed aei.org/commentary/the-medic…
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Can’t wait to spend $37 on a $1.50 hot dog
Andrew Macdonald
@andrewgordonmac
Sep 16
Big news! @Costco is now available nationwide on @UberEats 🛒 🇺🇸 This one has great personal meaning to me (on top of tremendous impact for Uber and our customers)
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Time to whip this baby out again
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If you didn’t like that then you don’t like Cal Football! (I may be dead inside)
Light The Beam@BigMarkCocks
Sep 12
This game is just cruel and unusual torture
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I was talking with @avinashkunnath who said that this game was nowhere close to the Cheez-It Bowl and I disagreed This game was very Ozempic Cheez-It Bowl to me
CalFootballPR@calfootballpr
Sep 12
Kingston Lopa is the first Cal player to have three interceptions in a game since Jaylinn Hawkins also had three against TCU in the 2018 Cheez-It Bowl
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Kingston Lopa this might be a big ask but how would you like to become Cal’s Travis Hunter asking for a delusional fanbase
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The Only Way Out Is Through (Dialpad) retweeted
The Only Way Out Is Through (Dialpad)
@KingAmongDorks
Sep 12
You asked for #freakweek, this is what you get for #freakweek
Aiden “Blump” Tobiasons Burner@HeavyOnCuse
Sep 12
Bro what’s good with the fucking refs?? You even got the fucking announcers calling out the refs. Do these guys know what they’re doing????
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BALL. DON’T. LIE.
Sickos Committee
@SickosCommittee
Sep 12
CUSE DOINK
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BALL DON’T LIE
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ACC refs have NEVER been on our side man
Girl Father
@TIMBO_SL1CE
Sep 12
Horrible fucking roughing call absolute game changing bullshit
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You asked for #freakweek, this is what you get for #freakweek
Aiden “Blump” Tobiasons Burner@HeavyOnCuse
Sep 12
Bro what’s good with the fucking refs?? You even got the fucking announcers calling out the refs. Do these guys know what they’re doing????
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Woof woof baby
Callie Wake
@wokemobfootball
Sep 12
He may not be a Husky anymore, but Adam Mohammed is a certified DAWG!
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The Only Way Out Is Through (Dialpad) retweeted
Admiral Bear
@AdmiralBear01
Sep 12
LET JARON COOK #Sagapolutouchdown #Caloha
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Wilcox keeps his job if he was our starter
🅱️EARS 🅱️Y 50@BearsBy50
Sep 12
fumbling mateen bhaghani had far more repercussions than we could have ever realized
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*chefs kiss*
miles (mpp) 🌹
@goldmanbear
Sep 12
Revelation 20:11 #GoBears
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The Only Way Out Is Through (Dialpad) retweeted
Nathan Beacom@Zheschool
Sep 11
The University of Missouri refused to play @uiowa because we had a black guy on our team. In response, Iowa refused to play Missouri for the next 100 years.
Kansas Football
@KU_Football
Sep 10
It is that deep.
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Okay maybe the Oldboy hallway scene is more realistic than I thought
dubseasports@dubseasports
Sep 10
New footage shows the entire altercation that lead to a New England Patriots fan being escorted from Lumen Field in handcuffs during the Seahawks Week 1 Matchup yesterday… what are your thoughts on this⁉️🤔 #DUBSEA
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