Writer, mother, lover. We should be kind, while there is still time.
Joined October 2013
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Leelee Skinner retweeted
During WW2, soldiers could mail a voice message to loved ones on a super flimsy 78. My dad found one that his dad sent his mom but he has no way to play it, so it's up to me to transfer it to mp3. So I got a mic, added some crackle, and I'm about to record some absolute FILTH.
Leelee Skinner retweeted
Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
Leelee Skinner retweeted
I feel you may need the sign language version of Norway’s entry for Eurovision, Give That Wolf A Banana, in your life.
Leelee Skinner retweeted
At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”
Leelee Skinner retweeted
“When police departments fail to report when a femicide occurs, they are shutting the door on an opportunity to amplify these issues that ultimately connects survivors to safety instead of more tragedies.” — @OaithDotCa thestar.com/news/gta/2021/04…
Leelee Skinner retweeted
Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.
Leelee Skinner retweeted
Ask yourself:
Could this meeting be a zoom?
Could this zoom be a phone call?
Could this phone call be an email?
Could this email be a text?
Could this text be unsent?
Could we in silence retreat to the forest?
Could we, by game trails & forgotten paths, vanish into the trees?
Leelee Skinner retweeted
“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap
“I can see that,” responds judge
Leelee Skinner retweeted
my mom said she can drive us to the civil war tomorrow if your mom can pick us up
Leelee Skinner retweeted
Counterpoint: There are few better reasons to dislike someone other than their political views. Unlike so many things that just get on one's tit, how a person votes has real, far reaching consequences, often felt by the most vulnerable about whom Sally clearly does not give AF..
Leelee Skinner retweeted
Sweetie, I was the starting defensive end on my high school team and led our line in sacks. I know a shaky quarterback when I see one. Unlike your, uh, hobby, I can actually juggle multiple life experiences at once. And you may call me "Ms. Clymer". 😘
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