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...in which I explore how anyone – yes, even you – can come up with highly creative and original content ideas – with help from Archimedes and Stephen King. #CMWorld #ContentMarketing contentmarketinginstitute.co…
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“Wedges to right of them, Wedges to left of them, Wedges in front of them, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of hell    Rode Peter Dutton and the Coalition.”
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has sworn to repeal laws that will give workers the right to ignore unreasonable out-of-hours communications from their bosses if the Coalition wins the next federal election. ab.co/42ADNNW
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As someone who has been writing homepage copy this afternoon, I can relate. Some of my comments and design instructions have longer word counts than the copy they're referring to!
i hate how easy it is to say “i only did 34 lines of dialogue today ☹️” when it’s not just the copy but also all the work before it, filling out the LineID, CharacterID, status, tone (whisper, shout etc), context comment, developer comment, localization comment, and tags as well
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Ahh…right…OK. I never in a million years would’ve thought this could come to pass. Consider this shit shut right down right now.
You actually hear the Smiths more often than you'd think at 2024 Trump rallies ⬇️ 9/8/2023 SDGOP rally in Rapid City, South Dakota
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I’m sure there will one day be a very serious documentary and/or Oscar-winning film of these court days of Trump’s. But can I possibly venture that a sitcom inspired by Trump’s various legal teams isn’t completely off the cards?
Replying to @innercitypress
RW: Let's show this-- Habba: Objection Judge Kaplan: Ground? Habba: It's prejudicial. Judge Kaplan: All evidence is prejudicial against the party it is offered against
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It’s like you can smell the Lynx Africa coming through the screen.
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the bowling alley TVs when you get a strike:
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You will never guess what this is for.
i've seen crazy ads in my life but NOTHING compares to this.
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This is my "whenever it pops up in the feed it must be reshared". Best served LOUD.
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I’m no legal scholar but maybe it’s got something to do with the “raping young boys.”
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By “free-speech absolutist” Melon only ever meant “absolute free speech for me not thee”.
X, formerly known as Twitter, on Tuesday suspended the accounts of multiple prominent journalists and left-leaning commentators and comedians, many of whom were critical of X owner Elon Musk. trib.al/rHbkEvw
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Suddenly all of the quaint Xmas and NY traditions I cherish from the north of England seem meh by comparison. First footing? THIS is how you do first footing!
Every year, hundreds of people in Bulgaria don elaborate monster costumes, often with large bells attached, and parade through villages and into people's homes to scare off evil and bring good luck. These "monsters" are called kukeri. The costumes vary from region to region: some are covered in long fur that streams in the wind as the kukeri dance, while others are elaborately embroidered and embellished with beads, glass, and bone, topped off with an equally adorned mask. Many costumes have leather belts with dozens of large bells attached to them. Subtle the kukeri are not. The costumes are designed to scare away evil with their loud clanging and monstrous appearance. Traditionally, these costumes are either inherited or carefully sewn and embellished by the owner. Until recently, all kukeri were men, and in many places, taking part in the kukeri dance was seen as a rite of passage. Often, costumes are passed down from one generation to the next, and new costumes are made by the owner, possibly with help from local craftspeople. While needlework in Bulgaria was considered women's work, the kukeri were an exception: men would work on their costumes throughout the year. Kukeri costumes are incredible pieces of folk art and offer a unique glimpse back in time because the tradition of the kukeri is quite old. In fact, it is so old that we don't know when it started. Some estimates suggest that the kukeri originated more than 4,000 years ago. While they are pagan in origin, the kukeri now appear around important Christian holidays. In some areas of Bulgaria, you can find the kukeri between Christmas and the Epiphany (January 6), and in other areas, the kukeri come the Sunday before Lent. #archaeohistories
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In todays episode of “The USA is completely broken …”
It looks like the police in Jackson Mississippi have made their own personal burial grounds. 215 bodies of missing people found buried behind the jail.
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This remains one of the greatest tweets of all time. #January6th
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The Snowman and Father Christmas take place in the same universe. In Father Christmas, Jim and Hilda Bloggs from When the Wind Blows are shown in the pub. This therefore suggests that, canonically speaking, the real ending of The Snowman is a massive nuclear war.
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On a UK visit in 2018 I was lucky enough to see the incredible Bodleian exhibition. I’ve also got the book of his Father Christmas letters and … Crikey, Tolkien seriously raised the bar for Dads at Christmas!
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It’s early Christmas with my side of the family today … … and I’m pretty stoked with this haul.
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Wow. This ad is excellent. Watch this.
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The guy on the bike! 😳
First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)
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This is so insane. And so so true. – at South East, England
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There may be better #DoctorWho writers - but I’d argue there’s never been a better showrunner. RTD gets every aspect of the show, all of the production mechanics & politics - making it all work! Plus his child-like enthusiasm shines through every time he opens his mouth.
24 hours to go!! And now, a word of warning from Russell T Davies... 👀 #DoctorWho: The Giggle, arriving 6:30pm GMT Saturday 9th December, on @BBCOne in the UK and Ireland, @BBCiPlayer in the UK and @DisneyPlus in the rest of the world.
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