
ALT A text message exchange with my boss who should really know better by now. Boss: What do you have for Labor Day this year? Me: We choose chaos. Don't roast hot dogs. Roast your friends. Burn bridges, not forests. Boss: Can it ever just be something normal? Me: Why park on dry grass when you can snark on cry sass Boss: I was thinking something like spark friendships, not fires so that people are encouraged to get together just not in a way that involves fire because a misconception is some rain means fire season is over, when actually Labor Day can be a bad fire weekend because everyone is outside Me: Perfect

ALT A long, wordy graphic that reads: something like spark friendships, not fires so that people are encouraged to get together just not in a way that involves fire because a misconception is some rain means fire season is over, when actually Labor Day can be a bad fire weekend because everyone is outside




























