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I don’t know karate but I know ka-razor! 🗡️

Louisiana & Washington
Joined December 2010
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Thundercat concert - 📍New Orleans
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Movies used to have Queen Latifah in them
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The only thing my eyeshadow matches with is my shoes & purse lol
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Omggggg I’m watching Resident Evil Apocolypse & I didn’t realize killswitch engage did the outro song
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my polycule unionized and now i have to get the spotify family plan
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Rep. Kamlager-Dove is absolutely correct
"We knew that this vote was coming, so people should have gotten their raggedy selves up these steps to vote. There is no reason why we should have lost this vote because of attendance issues."
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Same with a lot of Louisiana, not all the red parts but A LOT
As someone who use live in Florida, she ain't lying 😂
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Supermodel Anok Yai for Teen Vogue Nov. 26 photographed by Elizaveta Porodina!🔥 Styled by Becky Akinyode.
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This is me with hearing people eat
I never knew I hated the sound of hearing someone drinking, no idea why that sound makes me angry lol
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In a conversation with Keke Palmer, Babyface EXPOSES why so many singers force themselves to write their own music even when they aren't good at it, revealing that writers and producers were taking all the publishing and walking away with way more money than the artists. 😬 "Artists would get upset with the writer, producer because they'd be making more of the money than the artist sometimes.…Publishing was the game. Being the writer and being the publisher was no question where you would make most of the money if you didn't go out and blow up and were out on tour like Bobby Brown selling out stadiums. So a lot of artists would say, 'Okay, well I want to start writing my own songs.' In some cases it worked, some cases they weren't necessarily great writers, so it changed their career." "Everybody thinks that they have to be a singer that can write... people are not honoring everybody's role. There's something beautiful about the process of a producer producing, a writer writing, and an artist being the voice."
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Everybody hating on my newest Lego set lmao
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They down in Mississippi lookin for votes like loose change in the couch
Mississippi U.S. Senate: 1 new vote from Tishomingo County 🔴 Hyde-Smith: +1 (100%) 🔵 Colom: +0 (0%) Colom's statewide lead narrows to 2,535 votes.
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Wait they take Klarna?
why this man took me to Louis Vuitton for my birthday & pulled out a whole Klarna card at checkout. This the same IG baller that’s always flashing stacks, wearing designer, & bragging about how much money he got. I’m not ungrateful for NOT praising a ngga for financing a bag. I’d rather you buy me something for $100 that you can actually afford than try to impress me with money you don’t have. If you use Klarna for certain stuff you are broke period
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BATON ROUGE, LA –Each year, the Louisiana Treasury’s Unclaimed Property Program (UCP) receives funds from the Louisiana Department of Revenue (LDR) from uncashed state tax refunds. This year, the amount totaled $10.05 million. These funds are now available for immediate claim. This year, the allocation consists of unclaimed refunds from 35,265 individuals and businesses in Louisiana. These refunds range from very small amounts to six figures. LDR notified these individuals and businesses in August, but they did not respond before the deadline. Claim your cash today at LaCashClaim.org
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we can't let a MAN be PRESIDENT, what if he gets HORNY and gets seduced by a CHINESE SPY
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Not the heel toe making a comeback! 😭
I'll never get tired of watching lmaoooo
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Slept for 9 hours straight and 1 hour lesbian
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I am ROLLING lmaoooo
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