Bitcoiner, just tryna pass time until i pass on this burden to my kids

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Joined December 2020
GOT IT! $123,456.78
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When league of legends?
Fortnite is coming to Linux!! We are already working with the folks at @EpicGames to ensure that @Omarchy is ready on day one with all the security requirements. Amazing what's possible when you nag @TimSweeneyEpic for years 😂 store.epicgames.com/news/epi…
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Yo what's system76 up to? Omarchy may run a lap around you 👀
Glassy, transparent or opaque. Set your windows as your wish and make your bar match if you please. Coming soon.
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The netflix documentary will be out in a few years
Charlize Theron and her daughter… absolutely stunning🖤
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Charlie is prepping for a life of working on a new programming language with this
I'm concerned that it will soon be untenable (maybe even negligent) to ship code in a non-memory safe language
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red teaming bitcoin: - we’ve written multiple harnesses and we’re launching a huge wave of reviews against many core bitcoin projects: crypto libs, wallets, infra, … - situation is extremely bad. - we’re averaging on the order of 1 critical exploit per hour per person. - we’ve reported critical vulnerabilities to several projects in the last 12 hrs. - thankfully this is a very expensive exercise, we’re burning through 10k per day. - you can donate tokens or accounts. send me a dm. - thank you to @OpenSats for covering the bill. - thank you to @Kimi_Moonshot and Kimi K3 for providing us with accounts and uncensored intelligence
Bitcoin Red Team Update: We have been working around the clock, with ~$20,000 of spend up to this point across different services. Funding is secured, I appreciate all the gestures for donations but it is not necessary. The bill is taken care of. We have done over a dozen disclosures up to this point, with 150 repos scanned. The hardest part is coordinating to get things to the right people (thank you @danielabrozzoni for the help) I have a first pass on a bitcoin red team agent harness which only requires an @opencode zen api key, makes it easy for us to use K3 for the actual heavy lifting and then GPT Sol + Fable/Opus + GLM5.2 for supporting documentation. While it is powerful, having found critical issues, I would view this as only version one. There is a lot of iteration I'm looking forward to improving on. Our goal is to open source the harness so it can be pointed at internal repositories for insights so the hardening of defenses can go deeper than the code which is made public. We also have been connected with OpenAi for some help so I could manage getting the @OpenAI Cyber Harness running as well (thank you @lylepratt ). Its a much more expensive scan, but well worth it for load bearing portions of the bitcoin ecosystem and has already yielded good results. Goals for tomorrow are scale in processes and systems so we can do a better job and automating full end to end functionality to get humans out of the loop for the heavy lifting. The first mile (requests/staging) and last mile (handoff of reports) are the choke points right now. Thank you @stutxo @callebtc @benthecarman @thesimplekid and so may more.
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The only thing @GrahamStephan doesn't know is that bitcoin is guaranteed
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29,000 of unit bitcoin? Bro get with the program it's called Sats aka Satoshis. Stop forcing a non meme... 1 bitcoin is 100,000,000 Satoshis Until a meme changes this, somehow, someway, it'll be this. Did you UX design that 100 cents is 1 dollaaa?? Stop it.
Another pizza for bitcoin. About 29,000 units of bitcoin using Square and Cashapp. 5% back on every transaction. Fast, no fees, merchants love it.
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X algorithm is like when you tell your mom one time that you liked some meal she made. She then thinks it’s your absolute favorite meal and makes it way too often.
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Very slick!
We’ve been building a new kind of browser built on the n-o-s-t-r protocol instead of the web. Check it out 👀
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I now want 12 kids But their names will be a link to the rick roll video on YouTube
Husband: Now that we have a lot of bitcoin I really want a big family. Wife: Ok…what's a big family to you? Husband: 12 kids. Wife: TWELVE KIDS?? What would we even name them? Grant Rose Chase Grace Faith Rich April Hope Joy Summer Olive Dawn Wife: And how would we share the inheritance? Husband: Grant Rose Chase Grace Faith Rich April Hope Joy Summer Olive Dawn
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There will only ever be 21 million bitcoin. Stocks can be easily created out of thin air. If you are holding a financial asset with leverage rather than just saving in bitcoin, your risk is negatively asymmetric. The idea that leveraged bitcoin will "go up" more is irrational.
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Sats > cents Corn > bits Fuck you milibit, The memes will decide the lingo, not your UX ideas
I just learned you can set the unit denomination to “corn” in Arké wallet and I might abandon advocating for bits now.
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One year I'm selling baklava at auction and raising nearly $5k for hodlnaut's defense against CSW. Another year I'm blocking him for being a bip110 retard. I love Bitcoin 🧡
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I love Rust
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El Salvador could use with Square merchants, the ease to adopt and integrate into a business and lots of customers willing to pay in bitcoin, with no capital gains shit to worry about 👀
Bitcoin payments are now even easier on Square Register. Your customers can flip the toggle at checkout and pay with bitcoin. No new training needed.
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Bitcoin is the best money because it gives individuals, companies, and nations the same system properties: open-source, 24/7, global, permissionless settlement with a supply anyone can audit.
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"It’s completely different than any Bitcoin wallet I’ve ever used before."—@ODELLXYZ "@arkebitcoin really is an experience. It’s like a wallet from 2042. Never seen anything like it."—@notgrubles "Arké is the UX standard…" — @januszg_
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2 vulnerabilities in bark to steal funds: uncensoredtech.substack.com/…
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Technology is the most beautiful when it makes governments afraid.
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