Account for hating aster (satire) Follow my friends @KissAllAster and @NeutralAllAster Run by @bloodgorge
asters grave • he/him prns
Joined August 2026
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the "mail" in my name means send me shit btw. if you hate aster too tell me why
asterhatemail.straw.page/
day 98 of hating Aster: surely he sees the whole commotion when sam is fighting leigh. i mean, the entire apartment complex heard that shit. why doesnt he come help? hes such a useless coward. just watched that shit happen
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Trying to recreate the hatemail sprite style I saw in my dream last night #astermailtwt
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Day 17 of getting shocked by Aster
I’m so SHOCKED. Why is he doing this
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#lookoutside #hollowknight
These guys pulling up to yo crib asking for a sugar cube or perhaps a piece of cracker... wdyd?
A friend asked me to put the bugtronomers under a microscope so I did
absolutely genius though i had: dream eater eats dreams because aster knows nothing but eating and sleeping. thats his only ability when cursed because thats all he does. just fat and lazy
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my ultra specific reference aster torture
he is trapped n he cant escape
#lookoutside
day 96 of hating Aster: my posts seem to do better when i attach images. so look, hes ugly. heres proof
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I think it's wonderful one of the astronomers is a cat boy
ALT this dude meows