1 year ago today. Look at the passion and togetherness of the squad at full time. We haven’t seen this at all this season.

🚨🎙️⚠️ Ruben Amorim after Milan’s 4-0 win: “You look TOO much at the result. I think we’ve played BETTER games. I DISAGREE when you say this was our BEST performance.” “Tonight we played well, but there were four or five situations where, with more precision, they could have caused us a LOT of problems.” “We still have many things to improve.”

🚨 LISANDRO MARTINEZ’S heated confrontation with INEOS and the Glazers LEAKS after an unidentified staff member reportedly records EVERYTHING he said: 🗣️ “You know what? I'm tired of all this nonsense. I REGRET COMING HERE if this is how you treat people who dare to speak the truth! “You want to sanction me because I exposed what is happening behind closed doors? Are you people serious? Instead of fixing this club, you're busy trying to silence anyone who refuses to play along with your lies! “THE PROBLEM IS YOU! The Glazers have been running this club into the ground for years, and INEOS came in promising to save Manchester United. So tell me, what exactly has changed? “You keep talking about rebuilding, but every season brings more excuses, more disappointment, and more problems. You expect the players to take all the blame while the people making these decisions hide in their offices? “And now I'm the villain because I refuse to keep my mouth shut? FUCK THAT! You can threaten me with fines, suspensions, or whatever punishment you think will scare me. I'm not going to sit here and pretend everything is fine just to protect your reputation. “The fans deserve to know what is happening inside this club. They spend their hard-earned money supporting Manchester United, travel thousands of miles to watch us play, and defend this badge with everything they have. They deserve the truth, not another carefully prepared statement full of excuses! “And don't think I haven't noticed the way you're looking at me right now. You're angry because someone finally said what everyone has been afraid to say to your faces! “I'm Lisandro Martínez. I'm not your puppet, and I'm not going to sacrifice my dignity to make you comfortable. If speaking the truth means you want me out of this club, then SAY IT! “SELL ME TOMORROW! I would rather walk away from Manchester United with my head held high than spend another day pretending that everything happening here is acceptable. “And one more thing: if you think you can intimidate me into silence, you've made the biggest mistake of your lives. THIS CLUB BELONGS TO THE FANS, NOT YOU! “Now go ahead and sanction me. But remember this: you might be able to punish one player, but you cannot silence an entire fanbase that is tired of watching you destroy the club they love!”

And one day you guys will understand why sex is for married people

I don’t dislike dating. I dislike people who pursue me BEFORE they’re ready, convince me they’re serious, then make it my problem when they realize they’re not. I’m not asking you to have life figured out. Just stop involving people in confusion you already know you’re carrying.

City anapigwa vibaya🤣🤣🤣

Broke men will never experience threesome. Lmao

I’m posting this with zero dignity left. The past 4 months have been an absolute nightmare. My savings are totally gone, my bills are piled high, and I’m out of options. I’ve tried applying through standard channels, but I can't wait any longer.

6 tests every guy should pass: -20 pushups, non-stop -5 pull-ups -60 seconds dead hang -60 seconds deep squat -2 min plank -1 km run under 5 min.

I’ll never ever get bored watching the downfall of Manchester United. The joy it brings me must feel like what heroin users feel.

Bhangi mingi na mtu wakunipea handjobs every morning. I'd try to enjoy my last days as much as possible and not on a bed hooked to things alafu niwache my loved ones na madeni.

The problem was Moyes then Van Gaal, then Pogba then Mourinho then Lingard then Sancho then Rashford then Ole then Ronaldo then Onana then Antony then Ten Hag then INEOS then Amorim then Carrick. We are tired