@Keyism__

retired lover girl | certified yearner | aspiring hater | chaotic neutral Mọ sori re mΓ©je-mΓ©je πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³

Joined July 2009
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Lover girl, yes. Lovable girl, also yes.
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Is that a fucking washing machine for sheep
Birch Brother πŸͺ“
@BjorkBrodernOct 11
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow.
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Came home and these two women standing in the kitchen. Food uncooked..
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oh to be a wicked woman who succumbs to her indulgences. The way it was intended. The natural order.
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Khanya Thembane
@noksy_kOct 11
+ dysregulated nervous system
Beloved πŸ•ΈοΈπŸ¦ͺ@Be__thebestOct 10
The reward you get for being a good woman is an autoimmune disease.
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Gilgamesh@MichiganSworddOct 11
I think it’s very healthy to demote people from friends to pleasant acquaintances
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I spend my days waiting for the opportunity to sue an airline for an exorbitant amount of money
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Saw a woman who looks like the evil version of my hairdresser lastnight
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It’s not like the purpose of the airline is to transport people from one place to the next or something. Cmon.
Jen ne sais quoi πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬@JenSaintyOct 11
I need someone that works at/with InterCaribbean to explain why they keep randomly changing the flight times to earlier times, is it to intentionally leave people?
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Excuse me. Can we just stop pondering on stupid shit?
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Jen ne sais quoi πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬@JenSaintyOct 11
This happened to me in Grenada and the check in agent had the gall to tell me β€˜well you’re supposed to be at the airport three hours before the flight anyway’ πŸ’€ They keep doing this and I honestly can’t wait until that airline goes bankrupt, sorry
Commissioner of Roads@vaewestOct 10
InterCaribbean Airlines needs to go down Wah u mean the flight left two hours early ???!!!???? WAH U REALLY MEAN !!???!!?? 🀬🀬🀬🀬
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Without the passengers or..? 😭
Commissioner of Roads@vaewestOct 10
InterCaribbean Airlines needs to go down Wah u mean the flight left two hours early ???!!!???? WAH U REALLY MEAN !!???!!?? 🀬🀬🀬🀬
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LMFAOOOOOO
Commissioner of Roads@vaewestOct 10
InterCaribbean Airlines needs to go down Wah u mean the flight left two hours early ???!!!???? WAH U REALLY MEAN !!???!!?? 🀬🀬🀬🀬
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⟒ ⟣@vamptactOct 11
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Saw a girl twerking to Best Part by Daniel Ceaser. It's time to go home.
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So many heartbreak songs I can't relate to cause my man is perfect
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Rhythms is such a nice fete
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Why would Jason to go his mom S2E5?? #darkmatter
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AllTheCake@AllTheCake2Sep 25
And anytime Daniella is in a universe where she's not dating Jason she looks radiant #darkmatter
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Lmfao
Caleb
@CalebSolOct 9
Me hiding in a 9-5 not to survive, but to fund my trading addiction
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Maham@MoonFlower_98Oct 8
Scene written by a man. No woman would do that.
JERRY
@jus_jerryyOct 8
Why did these girls act like they don't have periods too? It shouldn't be embarrassing for women to help one another in times like this.
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