I would never lay hands on my wife but I had a dream where she forgot pick up a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper from the store and she did not survive the night

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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} · Oct 20, 2026 · 3:12 PM UTC

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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦}@_VioMarks_17h

every time i see this dio cosplayer get down with some new shenanigans my life gains 1 more month of length

だいき

@senzyuDaiki20h

見えているのかと聞いているのだ‼︎承太郎ッ! ⚠️【準備中】

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Jack the night Owl · Oct 20, 2026 · 5:07 PM UTC

Steve HandJobs retweeted

Jack the night Owl@Miket725415h

Replying to @codaanim

Now we need this version

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Coda · Oct 20, 2026 · 3:37 PM UTC

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Coda@codaanim17h

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Jonzzy · Oct 20, 2026 · 3:43 PM UTC

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Jonzzy

@jonzzy17h

Hour 3 since i took a break from WoW Found a young lady sitting on my couch just now. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.

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iraq obama · Oct 19, 2026 · 11:33 PM UTC

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iraq obama@ducktelevisionOct 19

i'm never dating again bruh this girl just told me she's from charliequerque, new america

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gabe · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:43 PM UTC

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gabe@gabeecityyOct 19

people u go to school with be liking ads on instagram

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Sandwiches 🍙,🇵🇭 Comm open! · Oct 20, 2026 · 11:07 AM UTC

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Sandwiches 🍙,🇵🇭 Comm open!@Onipensai21h

Should I?

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n0pants · Oct 20, 2026 · 12:05 AM UTC

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n0pants@nzeropantsOct 20

How come the maid knows how to use solder flux but doesn't know the barrel is 300 degrees Celsius

星見まむ@hsm_mumOct 19

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Jack · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:56 PM UTC

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Jack@_kickbxckOct 19

you gon suck whatever i pull out these minion boxers

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Giroux · Oct 19, 2026 · 1:15 PM UTC

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Giroux

@PeakyGirouxOct 19

Real af uncle real af

Rockstar Games

@RockstarGames6 Sep 2018

Replying to @RockstarGames

Uncle

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DarkViperAU · Oct 19, 2026 · 4:38 AM UTC

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DarkViperAU

@DarkViperAUOct 19

We’re officially 30 days away from GTA 6! It honestly doesn’t feel real. We’ve been waiting for this game for literally 13 years! What aspect of the game are you most excited about?

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DarkViperAU · Oct 20, 2026 · 3:31 AM UTC

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DarkViperAU

@DarkViperAUOct 20

I'm now one of the few insane people to have 100% Career Progress in PC GTA Online Finished with 433 million & 16150 hrs of playtime 14000 in GTA 5 & 2150 in GTA Online Thx 'Cougars In Missions' crew. Tried to solo as much as possible but I couldnt have done it all without you!

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294-53-6143 🔜 hell · Oct 18, 2026 · 4:52 PM UTC

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294-53-6143 🔜 hell@294_53_6143Oct 18

open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim

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