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I take mad umbrage at that bro

The difference between SongMeanings and Genius perfectly illustrates the shift that has made the Internet worse. From a public forum for everyone's colorful, quixotic personal interpretations; to a single authoritatively curated "right" answer

Insane fireball I caught on my dashcam last night

NFC tags should be in a lot of places QR codes are instead. Tapping to open a menu still isn't great, but it's better

the river invented the canyon

Why does 5am have a sound?

I think that I shall never see, a poem as hot as a tree

Really wish you guys could have seen the parallel park I just executed in k-town with my Prius. I had like 4 inches. Immaculate. Gonna be coasting on this for a while

I like when my gf wants to stream on chaturbate because it gives me an excuse to recompile ffmpeg

What fraction of tweets that you see do you like

In high school I cracked the admin password, then waited until senior prank day, when I used remote desktop to open a browser on every single computer in the district to meatspin.com. Got in a bit of legal trouble, didn't walk at graduation nitter.cf/frozenaesthetic/status…

If I were an unwitting subject of a Nathan Fielder social experiment, I would actually come out of it looking really smart and cool, they would basically use my footage to contrast against all the other weird people

I'm a social ass guy but a fiscal boob guy