@KeyOfEm
 New York, USA
Joined May 2014
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People will ask if you prefer coffee or tea but they seem to forget that hot water with honey and lemon is a PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE HOT DRINK OPTION
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Emily S@KeyOfEm10 Feb 2020
All the best parts of the Oscars include people who came from the Tonys
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i cannot believe i have to keep picking dinner every night until i die
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How do I apply to write the punny episode titles on Queer Eye? #dreamjob
Do you ever spend that extra 15 minutes getting ready in the morning, so you can feel really great about how you look that day, and then when you're ready to leave, you wake up? 👀
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Tyler@tmonson2313 Feb 2022
I don’t really care about the Super Bowl because last time I got invested in a sporting event Cedric Diggory died
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Tomorrow!! Last single before the full album on Dec 17th.
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Wheels Up is Up On #SoundCloud Old man me didnt want to upload this at midnight. Enjoy, night owls! soundcloud.app.goo.gl/NGGeJ
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My new album, Scenes from a Window, will be released December 17th, and the first single, Wheels Up, THIS FRIDAY! Can't wait to put this out into the world.
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Balto didn't run across Alaska for you all to not believe in vaccines.
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“Tell your mom I say hi” *Midwesterners preparing for the biggest lie of all time* “Okay I will!”
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Excited for Charlottesville Opera's Opera in the Park at IX Art Park TONIGHT, June 17th at 7pm!
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Congratulations to @Dell for having the worst customer service on the face of the planet. I'm going on 3.5 hours on the phone, 8+ transfers to different departments and have been disconnected 4 times. I think this is actual hell.
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Nothing makes you feel more professional than being called "sweetie" on a business call...
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Midwesterners emailing someone for help
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If you compliment a Midwesterner on an item of clothing be prepared for a full explanation of how they got it at a justifiable discount
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Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.
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"Cool, we're watching corporate America get shoved in our faces while our country is destroyed." - @AdamTellMusic enjoying the Superbowl
Watch Sen. Bernie Sanders' reaction to viral mitten memes cnn.com/videos/politics/2021…
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"Do you trust a man who wears a turtleneck?" -@AdamTellMusic
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I think it depends on the decade 😏
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