I have a wife and four sons, and I like them a lot. Residential real estate broker and investor. I love connecting people.

Denver, CO
Joined September 2008
2023 vs 2024 WNBA attendance trackers. Seeing who Caitlin Clark has played so far this season and who she hasn’t, it looks like she’s worth a solid 10,000 extra ticket sales per game.
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Their offer is always to apologize and offer to remake a pizza. As if customers who stopped by to grab their pizza to go can stand around for an extra 15 to 20 minutes. They never get better. The quality control is ghastly. @dominos care to respond?
Another Friday night @dominos disaster. This is how they sliced a standard 50/50 pizza. Some pieces 5 inches of crust. One piece two inches. Another piece … a one inch sliver? How can they consistently be this bad????
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Someday I hope to get a personal apology phone call from their CEO.
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Another Friday night @dominos disaster. This is how they sliced a standard 50/50 pizza. Some pieces 5 inches of crust. One piece two inches. Another piece … a one inch sliver? How can they consistently be this bad????
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I guess there’s no “law” against carpeting the laundry room in a flip, but that doesn’t mean you should.
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$1.285 BILLION @mountainwesttax I found you a deal.
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Look at the staging TRICKERY. The kitchen photos clearly show an adjacent room staged as a living room. BUT the living room photos are staged as a dining room. It's very easy to believe this home has both a living room and dining room. I haven't seen this trick before.
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No household with boys (or even grown men) would choose to keep a basket of white towels right there.
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Atrocious choice of shower wall tile. Full Disclosure: I'm of the persuasion that shower tiles should be easy to spray and wipe down to clean.
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My wife has been learning how to use ChatGPT. Send help.
🤖 Made with AI
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Views from a property I toured yesterday. Direct line of sight into the neighbor’s shower. 🤦‍♂️
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Below average curb appeal. Human feces cropped out of the photo.
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Home preview favorite highlights: This tp Too lazy to do touchup paint This carpet These lights
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Townhome purchased 2018 for $255K FHA Refi in March 2021 at 2.25% Listed June 2026 for $245K (how is a place worth $10K less than its purchase price in 2018!?) Marketed with 2.25% FHA assumable mortgage. UC after 47 DOM and a price reduction to $240,000.
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“The second act belongs to the villain.” Such a banger line from @david_perell’s podcast with @SPressfield. The good news is that the hero is capable of inner change to the point of self-sacrifice. The villain is not. @wesgay you would love their episode from May 4.
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Believe it or not, one of these two options is supposedly my color match for this wall. I must have caught a @HomeDepot employee on his first day.
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An essential skill.
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“Dad, if the lights ever go out, we can just point your bald head at the sun and the reflection will make it bright in here again.” My 7 year old son is a savage.
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Tax implications for hosting company retreats in his home? It wasn’t just for hospitality. Cc @mountainwesttax
A FORMER GOLDMAN SACHS EXEC BUILT THIS COLORADO SKI HOUSE 50 FEET FROM THE SLOPES. IT IS ASKING $20 MILLION Robert Litterman and his wife paid $770K for the land in 1997 and spent about three years building the house. He hosted company retreats there, with dinners for 100 guests. The 11,000 sqft house in Steamboat Springs has an indoor-outdoor pool and a rooftop deck.
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Dear @dominos, is this “pie cut?” It doesn’t look like it.
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I hesitate to call this your square cut either. I ordered pie cut.
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