I will never forgive the Band Camino for blowing up and ruining an entire generation of Pop Punk bands trying to be sexy alt rock.

Oli Sykes hairline ain’t flinched. Generational run.

Wrote a verse yesterday that has four subtle pro wrestling references in it. Didn’t think it could be done tbh.

Outside coffee is a big treat in your 30’s

Costco always filled with the most jacked dudes you’ll see outside of a gym.

It actually took me several years to get married in the suburbs

Mayday Parade LOVES a key change and I love Mayday Parade

Love a scene where a dude is just assembling a sniper rifle

Y’all, is it cringe to have in ear monitoring?

Just updating everyone that mainland Europe did NOT get my schtick at all. Jokes and gags just absolutely did NOT land.

Play Sleepwalking 🗣️🗣️🗣️

My flag. My uniforms 🫡

Bout to sing for Anberlin and I’ve never free mic’d

Someone explain the Jeep ducks

May I one day have the patience to wait for my Uncrustable to fully thaw

Walked into the gym and had a moment where I laughed that all the teenagers have perms before I quickly remembered buying a straight iron for my swoop. Carry on, Gen Z.

We used to eat an entire meal without watching YouTube. Gross.

The metalcore guitarist to Real Estate Agent pipeline needs to be studied.

Anybody else’s Spotify Related Artists disappear? I loved that feature and it’s been gone for a couple months now I think 😐

No More Bad Dads 🎣