'Writer of Wrongs', Tom Brady Roast, Comedy Central Roasts, Historical Roasts, David Ortiz Roast, Roast Battle, MXC, Astro Gliders, The Burn, & Swamp Girl
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Players denied entry.
Fans denied entry.
The U.S. is proving exactly why it never should’ve been chosen to host the World Cup.
No, no! It's Captain Chunk!
@StevenCheung47
Please enjoy the press release from our feature comedy, "ManDate!"
Jon Lovitz Leads Indie Ensemble ManDate as Offbeat Guru of Guys Gone Wild einpresswire.com/article/838… via @ein_news
Welp, I guess this settles it forever that streaming sucks the big one.
HBO MAX LIVES!
Max is changing its name back to HBO Max this summer, two years after deciding to drop the "HBO."
Warner Bros Discovery says of the decision: “Returning the HBO brand into HBO Max will further drive the service forward and amplify the uniqueness that subscribers can expect from the offering. It is also a testament to WBD’s willingness to keep boldly iterating its strategy and approach – leaning heavily on consumer data and insights – to best position itself for success.”
Read more here: wp.me/pc8uak-1lFNrx
Hey @DIRECTV , what is this fresh bullshit that just appeared on @ComedyCentral during @TheDailyShow right as John Stewart started discussing the first 100 days of the current administration? The timing is too weird to not be a coincidence.
I can't fn wait for Larry David's response to Bill Maher's response (to Larry David's response to Bill Maher's dinner with Trump)
Bill Maher Fires Back at Larry David for 'My Dinner With Adolf' Essay Spoofing His Trump Meeting: 'It's Kind of Insulting to Six Million Dead Jews' variety.com/2025/tv/news/bil…
Pretty ironic of @Wendys to treat @katyperry like a red-headed stepchild
I can't believe we're now fighting a second Cola War
🚨🧵 EXPOSED: “INFLUENCEABLE” — The company cutting Big Checks to “influencers” on behalf of Big Soda
Over the past 48 hours, several large supposedly MAGA-aligned “influencers” posted almost identical talking points fed to them, convincing you MAHA was out of line for not wanting soda purchases with food stamps (SNAP)
Some even slimely invoked PRESIDENT TRUMP as an emotional manipulation tactic, referring to his Diet Coke button.
Not a SINGLE ONE of them disclosed they were paid for these posts, which led readers to believe a general SODA BAN was in the works.
Hey @EricSloss1383 , please check your DMs. I have a TV project we want you to be involved with. Thanks!
It's baffling how bad @peacock sucks. No longer allowed to rewind or pause a live game. Option to watch a live game from the beginning is gone. If your goal is to lose subscribers by making your platform the shittiest it can be, then congrats, you've done it, assholes.
Bob Uecker has gone into the light...
Because it tastes great, AND it's less filling.
#RIPBobUecker
