PR Guy Looking for the Next Thing. Currently making Heaven a Place on Earth.
Seattle, WA
Joined February 2010
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There's a spot on my regular walk that my dog absolutely loves and will always plop and writhe in it.
My dog is... not doing well
Had planned on taking him down to see some friends in Portland this weekend as a last blast.
But, we're not even healthy enough for that.
Found out after the cancellation date passed for our @Airbnb, so, in addition to a dying dog, we're out $1,000
This was such a good stupid gift for #ValentinesDay @tacobell
Me: I need to change my flight
Delta: Well, hopefully you have some Advil, because you'll need it for the headache after we make it impossible AND expensive!
@delta
It's astounding how much @Safecoinsurance does not want me as a customer.
Not only did they deny a claim, they were jerks about it
I had @rayadverb sign this copy of Big Trouble... 24 years ago.
Gonna see if he'll sign it again when I see him tonight!
This guy has a searing takedown of DOGE.
Wonder if @elonmusk saw it!
Someone celebrating the release of YIPPEE-KI-YAY by swaddling himself in his @KeshaRose blanket
Me, a 12 year Target veteran hearing @DivaLaci say they don't allow Target team members to talk
It did used to be quiet there, yes, but starting around 2013, they started allowing music to be played
REMINDER
If you start the Ashton Kutcher/Halle Berry starrer New Year's Eve at EXACTLY 10:09 PM tomorrow, you can ring in your new year by questioning what you're doing with your life!
Recycling company didn't pickup my biweekly recycling this week because there was a car blocking the drive
They told me they could pickup next week for an $8 fee and they could also tell me the license number of the car blocking the drive so that I could confront that neighbor
