Hey, come find me somewhere else. I’m @kevinmccaff everywhere, you know?

As a Cubs fan who was rooting Guardians: this is some pathetic social media work. You guys are in the midst of a historic failure streak and you’re humorlessly dunking on what was the worst team in the world 10 minutes ago. Sad stuff, enjoy Cancun in a week ya dorks

But you should though, does that help

Greedily absconding over state lines and taking the Bears out of Illinois is a perfectly fitting legacy for the pack of failure nepo babies that are the McCaskey family. Born on 3rd base and got picked off trying to run back to second

Vegas might as well pull the goalie now because Carter Hart doesn’t actually play the position

“This @delta aircraft is not equipped for our free WiFi experience, but WiFi is available for purchase.” Tell me, what technological situation is that? Does the plane just need money? Is it like a jukebox deal? Feels like this is more a you thing, guys, don’t blame the plane

Ian Eagle on the Bulls / 76ers broadcast just said the sixers were “Edgemaxxing” because of VJ Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey. And, well

Fox News was right, Howard Stern was canceled due to woke. At the end of 2028. Unless he wants to keep going at that point. Team Murdoch nails it once again

Do you have a dick that doesn’t work at all, no friends to speak of and family that hates you? Boy is there a gig for you

Is DJ Moore invisible? Is there something about him that Caleb Williams can literally not see? Does he have single digit blindness

This afternoon’s slate of games may be the worst football I’ve ever seen. The Great Famine of Offense

“Notre Dame you have to join a conference to be serious” yes, as serious as 5-loss Duke being in the championship game over Miami. Very serious stuff going on in the conferences I see

As I was 6 months ago… #AngeIn

They say teams take on the personality of their coach. A Pat Narduzzi-led team being repeatedly, demonstrably and unnecessarily stupid sure seems to support that theory

“Turning onto 34th street now, this is ALWAYS a crowd pleaser — playing the score from the Social Network on synth, 8 feet tall with a the head of a squirrel & a single wing it uses to fly circles around the room, it’s my sleep paralysis demon! And behind him, Kristin Chenoweth”

On @Delta flight: Gate Agent: passenger left a hat in 10A Flight Attendant: the caterer wanted it, it’s gone. But don’t tell them that GOTTA be a grace period, guys. If the plane’s in the air again, fine, but they just walked off the plane that’s still here! It’s not a portal

Crazy how much you have to fuck up for Texas cops to go “yeah that was pretty bad on our part, actually”

What a pussy in a big hat