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Kevin Hart

@KevinHartMsgs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too...not in the cage, but laughing at you

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Joined June 2011
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Me: "I have to tell you this story about-" *starts laughing* *deep breath* Ok there was this... *starts laughing*
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How do you photoshop yourself and still be ugly? That's like cheating on test and still failing..
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
Hoes think they be exposing niggaz with screenshots...You really showing how basic you are
Saying "Wow, You're cool." when you see someone doing something stupid.
If Ron Artest had a little more room he would have successfully completed his drop kick.
Why Its Not All About Looks - epphany.com/site/post/523?m=…
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When your parents call your name and don't say nothing, then you gotta get up and shit
P.U.S.S.Y = Push - Until - She - Screams - Yesssss!
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Yelling at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.
25 years from now: Dad, how did you meet mom? "Well son, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that."
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name, amen.."
"ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME" Nobody told you to try them all bitch.
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Teenagers: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.
WOW! You're hot! At night... Miles away..... Behind a wall...... ln a cave...... Deep underground..... To a blind person.
fuck that single life .
The word “Girl” originally meant a child of either sex.
That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave.
My texting speed depends on your importance.
BITCH, so much shit comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous.
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