It’s now official, I’ve retired as a select group 1 referee, without a doubt the greatest moment of my career….

Miss the old job sometimes ⚽️🟨🟥

Oh @david_coote_ref 🤦🏼‍♂️

It’s back! ⚽️

After a call from Howard, I’m coming out of retirement for the remainder of the season! ⚽️

Who’d be a referee hey! #michaeloliver still not home after all that extra time last night! #SpursChelsea

Yellow cards being dished out like sweets, my hard work is paying off! 🟨 #Management

Maybe I need to come back! #ARSBRE #WestHam #Chelsea #offside #penalty #var

I see my old mate Tony the Tiger Taylor had a grrrrrreat game today, kept the game rolling & dismissed klopp for being to enthusiastic! #LIVMCI #anthonytaylor

Clearly I’m still needed on the pitch after this weekends games! #VAR

Remember when I was the best premier league referee? No nor do I , anyway this management stuff is hard work…!

Looking for an escort from the Wolverhampton area!

Currently in a FBI safe house in one of the big 6 cities! #var #CrystalPalace #LiverpoolFC

A derby today between @Coventry_City v @dcfcofficial in the @EmiratesFACup ⚽️

I’ll be in the middle today for @LUFC v @WestHam testing my new contacts out! #LeedsUnited #westham

I know I look 40 but it’s my 50th Birthday today, feel free to wish me Happy Birthday!

I’m adopting this method next season!