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Dallas, TX
Joined April 2008
So @SouthwestAir never met a flight they couldn't fuck up
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I wish it mattered. But it doesn't. A continued waiste of money if you don't fly out first thinng in the morning.
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Over a year since a tweet.
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First flight of the day shouldn't be hard. Yet @SouthwestAir still ducks it up. Flight attendant late. Dented part that's already been documented needs more paperwork The plane was here last night WN3420 🖕
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How many days until Xmas?
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So @JetBlue what is the point of showing this on the screen while I'm in flight? A flight that was delay for 2 hours.. I'm fucked when we land and I miss the last flight. But you're gonna make me go to the gate instead of fixing it now. It's grayed out and worthless.
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Anxiety is a crappy super power
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In honor of the @TheMuppets celebration of 70 years, here's one of my favorite Halloween costumes ever. It wasn't easy to make but so worth it! #TheMuppets70
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Kevin Doory 🏒 retweeted
My take on the leaked docs. We don’t know if this is for production or for testing. My guess is it’s mostly for testing potential changes. We don’t know what’s used for web or for other verticals. Some things might only be used for a Google home or news etc. We don’t know what’s an input to a ML algo and what’s used to train against. My guess is clicks aren’t a direct input but used to train a model how to predict clickability. (Outside of trending boosts) I’m also guessing that some of these fields only apply to training data sets and not all sites. Am I saying Google didn’t lie? Not at all. But let’s examine this leak objectionably and not with any preconceived bias.
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So no update for your fans while they sit in not so much rain for 2.5 hours is a very Angelosian thing to do @Orioles You want folks to buy food and beer and wait? Very poor marketing / customer service experience. Been here since 330.
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Kevin Doory 🏒 retweeted
This is absolutely ridiculous @Orioles
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But when @SouthwestAir changes it. Now instead of getting in at 1030 and being late we'll show as on time at 1041. No big deal I just wanted to be home before midnight. That's what you get for flying after the first flight of the day.
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The hockey world will be a much better place when Jack Edwards retires, gets hit by a bus, or gets some voice killing disease.
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Like wtf is this? We know Nylander was there. We’re not idiots. Get in front of a mic and at least say “We know he was pushed into the goalie’s way, we don’t care, just shut up and eat what you’re served without comment.”
NHL ruling on Toronto no-goal:
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He has always been and will always be a waste of a roster spot. Leafs' Reaves: 'I definitely hate' constant scratches thescore.com/nhl/news/282766…
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The Mvp of the game is that rut in the ice. Here's hoping he tore something
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Thanks again @SouthwestAir only you could be 20 min late when it's the first flight out of the day. Can't wait to hate flying on you during xmas. Still shows as on time. 🖕 Also glad you don't have bereavement fares because then you'd have to raise cost to other fares.
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Kevin Doory 🏒 retweeted
ZMOT - it’s a Google thing. Maybe you knew about it, maybe not, but Zero Moment of Truth should be how every business understands the consumer journey today. If you think it’s anything else, maybe watch how much you use YOUR mobile device! medium.com/@mohsen.semsarpou…
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