
Former editor, @The_Gambit. Novelist (@EdgarAwards nominee), journalist (@latimes, @washingtonpost, others). Agent: @helenheller.
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I know Bsky has arrived because Bossypants Twitter has migrated.
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It’s still a more pleasant resort than this janky timeshare, but I’m completely able to make my own decisions.
Once again I turned down People magazine’s call to be the Sexiest Man Alive.
“Guys,” I told them, “I continue to be flattered, but give someone else a shot this year. Denzel deserves it. Glen Powell? Maybe that Mescal kid from the Gladiator movie. Let’s spread the love around.”
The new “Department of Government Effiency” should recommend Putin just be cc:ed on everything that crosses her desk. Saves time.
Thank you, @realDonaldTrump, for the opportunity to serve as a member of your cabinet to defend the safety, security and freedom of the American people. I look forward to getting to work.
I can’t get my current council member to return emails.
Years after I moved out of New Orleans Joe texted me to inquire about my mom’s health. He was always accessible and down to earth. A good one.
Not running is the hardest professional decision I have had to make. With that said, I am incredibly excited about this new opportunity @PhelpsDunbar to practice with a wonderful firm and to continue the next phase in practicing law.
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RAW VIDEO: Caged tiger wheeled into LSU’s Stadium for first time since 2015 at governor’s behest | Click on the image to read the full story wdsu.com/article/raw-video-c…
Chicken thighs with Tony’s, cheese tortellini and baby spinach in pesto, and a last-of-season Caprese salad
There’s been a lot of Monday morning punditbacking and finger-pointing, but I think I’ve found the root cause and I’m choosing to blame it all on the nights on Broadway.
Hot: Fake Mike
Not: Fake Melania
A live tiger will attend the LSU-Alabama football game Saturday in Baton Rouge but it won’t be its resident mascot, Mike VII. #lalege #lagov
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It’s not adversarial; it’s realistic and thoroughly sourced reporting, without fear or favor, unbought and unbossed.
scoop: The Guardian has raised $2.4 million in the last 2 days, continuing a donation streak that began after the LA Times and The Washington Post pulled their endorsements.
It's a sign that some outlets are tapping a surge of enthusiasm for adversarial journalism post-election.
I got fired from my part-time bartending job
Turned out “quick with a smoke or to light up your joke” wasn’t the key to success
Just realized this story doesn’t address whether they may continue publishing the Jazz Fest Bible. If they don’t, that seems like a no-brainer pickup for an existing publication in the market.
New Orleans music magazine OffBeat is shutting down after 37 years nola.com/entertainment_life/…





















