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This is how to lose your political vehicle, ODM Style Step1: Your founder dies, announce the most incompetent leadership while hes still in India Step2: Allow rival political formation to organize his funeral. Attend funeral as observers. Wail a lot Step3: Praise the rival party leadership at funeral. Confuse your dumbfounded followers even further Step4:Attack those in the party agaisnt these moves. Decampaign them violently. Step5:Remove your internal rivals from all parliamentary committtes. This will finish them politically🤔 Step6: parliament is not enough. Eject your internal critics from the party. Insult them Step7: Your interval rivals arent finished yet. The take the argument to the party membership. They're winning. You launch a dumb counter Linda Ground. Step8: you got decimated in the arguments, time to lauch last ditch effort. Organize violence. Step9: Get beaten even in violence. Think twice. You arent that good in violence after all. Bribe Branch Chairmen Step9: Now your benefactor who organized your founders funeral has penetrated your backyard. Cry foul, ask for money and carve outs of territory.. Step10: You have been swallowed, like a goat by a python. Only your legs and dirty orange panties are visible in the air now. You are about to be eaten alive Step11: You are now irrelevant. Launch a new internal battle. ODM with Conditions or without. Accuse some of wanking for Gacagua Step12: Ask your former internal critics to come 'home' beg them. Praise them as caurageous. Invite them to some amorphous arrangement Step13: Launch another clumsy attempt. A tribal caravan to Jacaranda. .........alienate your founder national base further Step14: Sense defeat, start defections to your former internal critic, and some to the ruling party. Now hes your 'elder brother'. Ask him to take care of his 'hungry siblings'