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Northwich
Joined January 2009
Think I would literally end it all if Southgate got the job 😱
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Can we sack them all and bring in the women’s team till the end of the season? They are soooo much better that this
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He deserves a massive apology after this shite..he was totally right
🚨🪑 Bruno Fernandes, sent back to the bench after warming up in the second half. “Pure football decision”, said Carrick before the game when asked about Bruno on the bench.
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Relegation FC..looks like we will be joining City in the championship next season!
Bournemouth score a third through Evanilson.
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Kevin Main retweeted
- Currently sitting 17th in the table. - Captain has been benched. - Losing 0-2 at home to Bournemouth. - Spurs are on a winning run. You can't choose the banter club life. The banter club life chooses you.
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A centre back is playing at right back. A right back is playing at left back. A central midfielder is playing as a 10. A 10 is playing on the left wing. A right winger is playing as a striker. Manchester United Football Club…
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Yeah but Bruno is the problem 🙈 this club man 🤡🤡🤡
Rayan scores for Bournemouth, 0-1.
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The club is an absolute mess..the only way you solve this is get rid of them all and bring in the academy lads till the end of the season..
According to my source, Matheus Cunha had an altercation with Michael Carrick last night at half-time, and what followed created serious friction in the dressing room. Cunha’s frustration stemmed from what he perceived as a lack of collective effort. He reportedly argued that the team wasn’t functioning as a unit, with some players working hard while others were strolling around the pitch. Not everyone took kindly to that assessment. Some players reportedly felt Cunha was disrespecting them by suggesting they weren’t giving their best. Cunha also questioned the decision to play Bruno Fernandes as a false nine. His argument was that the system wasn’t working because there was nobody occupying the right positions to receive the ball in the final third. He reportedly urged the coaching staff to make a tactical adjustment. Bruno wasn’t happy with that criticism. He responded angrily, insisting he was simply carrying out the manager’s instructions. Things escalated from there, with several players, including Bruno, confronting Cunha over what they perceived as him blaming individuals rather than accepting collective responsibility. Carrick was unhappy with the situation, and this is said to have contributed to his decision to substitute Cunha. My source also claims the dressing-room tension affected the team’s performance in the second half, which is why they conceded three more goals, because they were not in the right frame of mind. Michael Carrick has not only lost the dressing room; the players have also lost trust in each other. Crazy times at Manchester United.
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Como 4 Comatose 0. Embarrassing by Manchester United. No fight, no concentration, no tracking, no marking. This is down to the board for poor recruitment, to players for not working hard enough and to Carrick for not inspiring or organising them. Woeful. #MUFC
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Absolute total disgrace..sack the lot of them
Goal for Como, scored by Ramon.
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A goal immediately after kickoff in both halves. Michael Carrick, The Team-talk King.
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Haha..Carrick has to go and go now..along with every single one of the players in the pitch
Como double their lead through Douvikas, 2-0.
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You just couldn’t make it up 😂 this club are determined to destroy me..you have to laugh otherwise you would cry
Nico Paz puts Como ahead, 1-0.
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Someone tell me this is a parody account 😂
As Paris burns our prime minister has stopped people playing loud music on buses & trains.
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Someone with the balls to call it like it is 👍
🚨 Lisandro Martínez: “I expect more from our technical director”. 💣 “If you don’t change, next season it’s a big problem”. “You keep changing managers but what about other areas?”. “It’s easy to say coach, players, but also we have to see others?”, says via @NathSalt1.
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Kevin Main retweeted
Which Utd legend is next up to be given the interim job for the rest of the season, before they reluctantly give him the full time job, and then sack him when that turns out to be a disaster, and then appoint Carrick as the interim manager again.
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