And yes, it does work perfectly. Fictional evil organizations taking their data security as seriously as real ones.

I hate writing About Me things. Maybe I am not a marketable enough human to have a good elevator pitch?

So my utility company can't do online bill payment over https. Guess I need to dig up my stamps...

I have made a questionable purchase

At a certain point it's just silly.

"If Ash had his shit together he would've hit puberty by now. This is why he'll never be a Pokemon Master"

Hurry, someone distract me with something for like, the next 2-20 years so I don't get too antsy waiting for Rick and Morty S4

Thinking about going off of my "just enough to not feel bad about myself" exercise regimen and actually going to a gym. Will I stick w/ it?

What, this stock photo is completely useable! I am outraged. 68.media.tumblr.com/33a397e3…

How you know you're at a wedding w a bunch of memers: dance playlist of Sandstorm, Ocean Man, and All-Star. Still waiting to get rickrolled.

Oh god wearing the black suit was a mistake. Not prepared for an outdoor wedding.

How long can you put off planning an apartment-warming party until it's just a party?

Still getting job hunting tips from my mom. Still employed. Still not looking for work. Yeah....

Aw geeze I hope they changed poker so that whoever runs out of chips first wins. I just set a personal best at that.

New personal bug fixing record! Just spent 4 hours adding 6 characters to a single line of code. That's an average of 40 min/keystroke!